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Okay, can someone save me, please? I'd like to be able to actually come back after my holiday. *looks very, very worried*

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I'm so soooorryyyy! I'm trying to make Door stop, but the girl has gone utterly mad!!

*wibbles*

It's okay - see? They're closing as you Open them. :D And I don't bleame her. Fuck, I shot Ingress. 0_o

-Bartleby

I had your back, man. Sort of ;)

Sirius can come charging in if you like. "YOU MURDERED MY BARTENDER!"

Yes? No?

'S alright, just stick me in a room somewhere. :D I need to be out of the way, now. And lock the door.

-Bartleby

He's come running in. You could moan a little, and then he'll take you to the staff quarters.

Will a witch do? I seem to be cleaning crew right now.

I'm being saved now, but cheers. :D

-Bartleby

Really, everyone hates you now. You'd have been better off going on a vacation! :(

For how long will you be out of action and will you want nectar and ambrosia delivered to your bedside on a tray - with roses in a bud vase?

You asking me or Luna? Uh, completely out of action until Monday, and I'll need to be fed and watered - Sirius has locked me in a room in the staff quarters.

When I come back... I haven't got a clue. *facepalm*

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Gil will 'mother' Bartleby, rest assured of that - Milliways staff have to stick together after all - and Bartleby gets sarky with him Gil will bring gruel.

You're mothering a psychopath? Brave, wonderful man. :D

It's difficult to be psychopathic on gruel - it's so emasculating!

:D!

However, my sweet, if you really want to you can try. Gil will flee in tears and come back later with hot chocolate and homemade shortbread.

I think I'm done fucking up for now. *loffs Gil*

I am going on holiday. *grins* This was my exit.

If you think, this was my exit for a two day holiday. And I'm going on a four week one at the end of the month. Hmmmm.

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