DE: Dear Pup

[bjornwilde]

So, have anything you'd like to say to your pups? Now's the time!

Also, don't forget the Daily Entertainment suggestion box, for all you DE topic ideas. =}

Comments

[quinby]

Joshua,

You're really goddamn smart, you realize this, right? Every time you say something about your research, a few months later, I find an actual article saying pretty much the same damn thing. It's kinda creeping me out. So go ahead and discover that teleportation and time travel. We need it out here.

Love and frustration,
Quinn

~~~

Helena,

Can you please somehow publish your sequel novel in my time? That would be great.

xoxo,
Quinn

~~~

Fantine,

I know you're fragile, but can you speak up a bit more? Please? I want awesome things for you, but if you're as quiet as you usually are, it won't happen.

Hugs,
Quinn

[timelessinventor]

Quinn,

Sorry, darling. As soon as I meet up with the Doctor, and fix the cross-dimensional rip device, I'll get you that book.

Yours,
Helena Wells

[innerbrat]

Dear Everyone,

SHUT UP I'M BUSY. I have a job now, you know.

Love me.

[bjornwilde]

Heh. This. = ]

[dynastessa]

Guys?

Where'd you go?

-- me

[jjprobert]

This! :(

[dynastessa]

:(

[sunbaked_baker]

<333 *misses threading with you*

[bjornwilde]

This! I miss her too.

[dynastessa]

Aww, I miss you guys too! <33

[alexiscartwheel]

Dear Carol,

Have you ever thought about keeping a journal? It might help, um, if you ever want to write your memoirs? I hear journals are great memory aids.

Love,
Alex

P.S. Of course I don't know anything about the future. That's ridiculous. This is just... general life advice.

[the_lioness]

This made me laugh out loud. I'm a bad person, aren't I? XD

[alexiscartwheel]

If you're a bad person for laughing, I'm a bad person for writing it in the first place. XD

[bjornwilde]

Dear Jess,
Yes, I too am looking forward to you hanging out with Spider-Girl and Black Widow. Right now I need t figure out how much of Hawkeye and Infinity I want to weave into your Milliways narrative.

Dear Quinlan,
No I haven't forgotten you either. Things are as they are but I will get back to you.

Dear Isabella,
If you could come back so we could finish talking with that dragon, we could move you forward in you story.

Dear Hank,
Your intelligence scares me but we work well together. Maybe it's time to start thinking of moving forward in canon a bit.

Dear Anton,
Hello?

Dear Andrea,
Yeah, I guess I do need to cover Magic Strikes and not skip straight to Magic Mourns.

Dear Mulan,
How does going AU and giving you a real narrative which will ultimately lead you to Storybrooke, Belle, and Aurora sound?

[ceitfianna]

Yes to your canon note for Hank, need to send out an email to check in and actually thread out recruiting and all.

[bjornwilde]

I fully respect lives get busy and I am the last person to be picky about such things. I just feel like my Hank is floundering a bit. Sitting still doesn't sit well with him.

[ceitfianna]

Don't apologize at all. I'm usually the one who sends out the cast emails so I get it and I'd love to do more too. Also its possible to do things without coordinating everything, just making sure we're all at the right place and then we can NPC the other mutants and all. Time for another cast email.

[no_more_hiding]

Dear Don,
Maybe if you stopped picking at the story to the next movie things wouldn't be weird or awkward. We still need to get through the first movie.

Sincerely,
Hank
PS-Just mix in some science, at the very least appropriate terms, and you will do fine. This isn't an academic paper. No one will question your sources.

[camwyn]

Dear Gordon,

Gabe Newell is over there.

-Cam

[hey35andholding]

Clementine: It's time to get you off your butt and DO things with you. It's been a year - time to take you through canon.

Dixie: Hah - ready for that plot twist, kid?

Juliet: So how do you feel about doing something more intensive?

Pinkie Pie: Yes, I know - I need to let you throw more parties. Give me a break, wait a month and you'll get fireworks on the Fourth :p

Eponine: Time to branch out, kid.

[not_my_sandbox]

Dear Amascut,

Stop trying to convince me to get more interaction with Hannibal. You will ruin him and canon and everyone's fun, you ruiner of things.

P.S. you are not omniscient.

[death_gone_mad]

Dear Mun,

Shut up. Yes I am!

[bjornwilde]

I was wondering if any pups were going to respond. =D

[ceitfianna]

Dear Ivan,
Milliways should be a great place for you, get out more. Do you need Miles to push you along? That can be provided in OOMs.
Love,
Kate

Charles,
Not everyone agrees with you on shunning Hannibal, you're going to be working more in Milliways. That means to make up for it, go make out with Erik more and find mutants. We can make this balance work and make sense of your future somehow.
Kate

Jane,
I promise that I will someday get you through canon and then fix it. You'll get your Tom somehow.
Kate

[sunbaked_baker]

Dear Sunshine:

Can you, like, try not to make friends with and get emotionally attached to assassins/thieves/outlaws/vigilantes/anthropomorphic personifications of fears/vampires/serial killers/dangerous people at some point?

You apparently have a type.

All the best,
Saph

[jackdaws_master]

Really.

[sunbaked_baker]

Careful, Captain. Sunshine is merciless when it comes to introducing people to sinful things like dark chocolate and gigantic gooey cinnamon rolls. And she will cheerfully feed you delicious food of all types, until you pine for it while away at sea.

:D

[mogget_cat]

Dear Yrael:

Stop flirting with Amascut, even if she does have access to the good catnip.

Don't be That Guy.

Hugs and scritches,
Saph

[death_gone_mad]

About that, should we let their last thread die?

Also, this is making me go, "stop that Amascut, you are not omniscient. You didn't see this," at her again. Silly little devious not-cat.

[mogget_cat]

Aieee! I'm sorry! With all the hubbub everywhere else I totally overlooked their thread! If you want to let it die, that's fine. They can run into each other again sometime soon.

[death_gone_mad]

Sure!

[bcgphoenix]

Felix,

It's going to be okay.

<3,
Phoenix

Apologies and Reassurances, Mostly.

[bbq_platypus]

Jim: Haven't forgotten you, buddy. Stay relatively sober - I've got plans. Well, a plan. A big one. We'll keep it quiet for now. Shhh.

Leela: Right. You've been stalled lately. Sorry about that. I'll give you something soon.

Kane: Yeah, I've had to scale some plot ideas back. But the fact that you weren't one of the pups I cut says a lot, doesn't it? Where would I be without your evil RIGHTEOUS scheming?

Caius: As long as there's a Garyn kicking around, there'll be a you. Well, up to that point in canon where you leave and I bring in Vivec. But I'm sufficiently terrified of that moment that it'll be a while.

Garyn: You shouldn't complain. You're the one getting most of the OOM work from me right now. I'd also tell you not to be so hard on yourself, but it's basically my fault that you are, and it's not changing anytime soon, either. Sorry.

Sheogorath: You just, uh...keep doin' what you're doin' there. I'll just, um...stand WAY over here.

Re: Apologies and Reassurances, Mostly.

[last_kallig]

Maybe Garyn's complaining because the OOMs tend to spring revelations and unpleasant surprises on him? ;-)

[singthesong]

Balladeer:

You stop antagonizing those crazy gun-wielding psychos right now and learn a little god-damned self-preservation or I swear to god I will swoop from the sky like a vicious falcon and stab you my own damn self, bless your sweet little heart.

Much love,
Lu

[runningred]

Dear Jay,

Stop whining and be more grateful for your friends. And look after yourself better! I know you're a Bat but you need to make an effort.

And I know you really enjoy sex but you don't need to sleep with everyone you meet.

Always yours,
Munnin.
***

Dear David,

Speak up more. You're an interesting character but you need to spend more time talking to people. Also, make friends!

Looking forward to seeing you more,
Munnin.

***

Dear Olivier,

You're such a sweet kid!

Love,
Munnin

[i_am_your_host]

Dearest Jay,

Yes, you do.

*is being deliberately unspecific*

XOXO
MC

[last_kallig]

Dear Ibani,

I know I gave you issues, but you could be so much worse! At least you aren't being played Dark Side and shocking people with Force Lightning as a go-to conversation option?

And most of the horrible things headed your way in the future are totally not my fault. Really. Blame LucasArts and Bioware.