DE: It's the end of the world as we know it

[bjornwilde]

Good morning everyone! Hope you had a great weekend and are ready to face the new week. Onto today's topic, which I am stealing from a friend over on Tumblr:

That's it. It's the end of the world, and Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller itself has picked *you* to choose the form of the destructor, that which shall lay waste to the world. What would be your go-to pick? What would be your most embarrassing choice?

Comments

[shinyhappygoth]

If I'm given a moment to think of what I'd actually like it to be, a cloud of sleeping gas, so there.

If it's the first thing that pops into my head, hard to say for certain but probably a character from whatever cartoon I've been watching lately. Or can the Destructor take the form of a song? I almost always have some earworm or other. Lately I've been watching The Music Man, we might be laid waste by a barbershop quartet...

[bjornwilde]

And now I am imagining the Destructor as a Rick roll.

[shinyhappygoth]

That is exactly it. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS.

[bjornwilde]

Jess is telling me her go-to pick would be one of those desert rain frogs. Her embarrassing choice would be Clint's junk, Howard the Duck or the Impossible Man.

[death_gone_mad]

It's pretty obvious Amascut would choose herself/attempt to eat Gozer.

Fairy Fixit would pick something entirely practical and boring, like a room temperature 600 kilogram lump of iron. As an embarrassing choice... um... an ovipositor?

I am not going to mention anything about myself because by brain is filled with all sorts of horrible and embarrassing candidates for the job. Thankfully, I am an accomplished non-thinker.