DE: Just finish off the milk!

[bjornwilde]

From gredya :
Ooh, how about passive-aggressive notes your pup would leave on the refrigerator? Theirs at home or the one at Milliways, whatever...

And worthy of note, Emcee would like to actually occur within bar sometime.

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[merryeccentricities]

It'd have to be Milliways- Joly wouldn't have a fridge at home. I can imagine a few passive-aggressive notes, but it would pretty quickly turn into earnest frustration and possibly panic.

"Might be my lunch, might be dissection samples. Keep stealing my Tupperware and I guess you'll find out.-J"

"This is definitely an anatomical sample. Do Not Eat. -J"

"Can you not taste the formaldehyde?!? -J"

"Stop eating my research, you will die. Because it will kill you.-J" `

"These are the kidneys of the last person to eat out of my sample jars. STOP IT.-J"

[gredya]

Can you not taste the formaldehyde is an excellent fridge note. Excellent.

[merryeccentricities]

*bows* I like Gredya's idea of Fridge Notes, by the way.

[gredya]

Oh god, I think what put this in my mind was Bossuet's (repressed) desire at the time to leave a "So...everyone else knows that Dr. Lecter is a horrible murderer, right? I mean, it's the sort of thing normal people warn each other about, isn't it? Right? Guys? Right? ...Hello?" note in the kitchen.

Gredya's more the aggressive-agressive note type. Well, actually, all her kitchen notes pretty much read Do not take it. Gredya.

Unfortunately, right now I'm pretty much leaving myself passive-aggressive fridge notes about getting rid of this damn cold and catching up on dropped threads I have with various people here. :( My brain is mush.

[shadowandsnark]

Someone has neglected to leave a proper amount of daily treats within this device. Dairy and poultry themes are best, though sweets will do as well. ~R

[fairy_fixit]

"You like keeping your teeth in your mouth, right? If you don't, I'll be around to collect them." - Fairy Fixit

Amascut doesn't get to leave the passive-aggressive note she would like to leave, because she is undercover. Shhh...

[varadia]

Santo.

I am good at tracking.

-- X

[lazy_but_loyal]

Somebody finished all the O positive and forgot to buy more.

-Pam

[gredya]

vampires. so scary.

[lazy_but_loyal]

Reminder: let the dog out or else it'll piss on the furniture.

-Pam

[gredya]

Is my territory.

[heatherandsteel]

The last donut is mine.-Q

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

You should have used a Geiger counter on that soda.

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

On a subject entirely unrelated to any bottles left unmarked and sitting unwanted for weeks in this refrigerator, so that anyone might have thought they were available for all, what is a Geiger and are they contagious?

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

[Photocopy of the Encyclopedia Atomica (2077 edition) article on 'Geiger Counter'. At the bottom is scribbled:]

Do I need to leave a bag of Rad-Away next time?

[no_more_hiding]

Why was there no warning on this soda? Is there no Surgeon General in your world?

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

Because in my world warning for radiation is like saying 'warning, air contains oxygen'. And because even the varieties of Nuka-Cola that don't glow are STILL CALLED NUKA-COLA.

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

What is a nuka and is that contagious?

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

Contagious? No. Long-lasting? Yes. Usually the first symptoms are mild to severe nausea. Things get worse after you've absorbed more than a bottle's worth.

[merryeccentricities]

...Oh NO.

And thus Milliways re-invented the Mr. Yuck symbol?

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

To be perfectly fair any food or beverage from Ellen's world other than purified water and certain carefully grown and isolated vegetables is going to be radioactive. Most of it's in the 'quit whining, you only took fifteen rads, tops' category, but Ellen's aware that people in other worlds really aren't prepared for the idea of sitting down on a regular basis to stab themselves in the arm with an IV of anti-radiation medicine, or taking iodine pills every day before a meal.

[masterofgunfu]

Can we please get a second 'fridge for body parts that aren't meant to be eaten? I get enough surprises like that back home. ~A

[merryeccentricities]

...Seconded emphatically. With sincere concern. -J

[gredya]

Why you are not eating them?

[merryeccentricities]

why am I having to explain why human body parts are not for eating?!?-J

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

Apparently some people around here skipped school the day the teachers covered Eating People Is Wrong. But Jolllly, why do you have human body parts? I'm sure they're not mine. I think I'm sure they're not mine. --L (de M.)

[merryeccentricities]

Unlike some people, I would never use any body parts I was not sure were mine without asking first.--J

(You wanted passive-aggressive?)

[masterofgunfu]

I don't scavenge and you never know when something might be evidence.

[visible_sariel]

Thirded, with horror. Why is anyone keeping medical experiments outside of a laboratory setting in the first place? -SR

[merryeccentricities]

why does anyone have human body parts that aren't for medical study at all?!?- still concerned,J




(ooc-I love that this thread has turned into Actual Passive Aggressive Fridge Notes. A thing of beauty.)

[visible_sariel]

Seconded! I'm honestly tempted to avoid this refrigerator, now. -SR

((OOC: This is pretty marvelous, hm? ... I keep wishing Joly and Sariel could meet. My muse has not been cooperating of late, though. I rather <3 him, anyhow.))

[dejah_thoris]

Why would you put out a sign that said 'FREE COFFEE' and then leave an empty caraffe? Why would you do that? It's just cruel. ~DT

Would whoever tidied my spare radium cores please return them? Just because it glows blue and hums doesn't mean it's going to rearrange your genetic code. Thank you. ~DT

I've been told I should mention that the substance you ate was NOT Jello pudding. It was an organic, slow-setting adhesive. Please see the medic sooner rather than later. ~DT

[shadowandsnark]

In my world and experience, leaving an empty coffee pot behind can lead to bodily harm and possibly even homicide. While such can be entertaining, it can also be very limiting to the patrons of this fine bar. ~ Tybalt, King of Cats

[visible_sariel]

We're out of tea, and someone's left the empty tin in the cupboard again. -SR

[filemyclaim]

Clementine: "If you touch my cookies again, I'll put it out into the universe that you really want to be reincarnated as a turd."

Dixie: "I like my coffee like I like my men - with taste."

Pinkie: Pinkie so couldn't and so wouldn't.

Juliet: "Lunch - or, if you're Shawn - nuclear waste, keep out!"

Eponine: Would just steal somebody else's lunch or throw out offensively rotten stuff.