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bjornwilde ([personal profile] bjornwilde) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room2014-11-21 07:57 am
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DE: Riddikulus!

 Don't you hate it when you think of something right before bed and then wake up late and have no idea what the idea was? I *know* I had a great topic for today's entertainment but I'll be damned if I remember it. Oh well.

Oh, I just remembered it!!! If your character were to face one of the boggarts from Harry Potter canon, what would they see?
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[personal profile] never_shall_yield 2014-11-21 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Gene - his own real face.

Javert - himself in a convict's smock and chains.

Valjean - Cosette dead.

Bruce Wayne - parents who are disappointed with his life choices.

Bruce Banner - the Hulk.

Courfeyrac - hard to say, now he's dead. His friends declaring him not worthy of the revolution, perhaps. Though he doesn't have doubts in that direction, so I don't know for sure. Will have a think.

Robin - himself old, and never having found out where he came from.

Pearly - I'm not sure I could adequately describe anything that could truly scare Pearly Soames.


camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (Default)

[personal profile] camwyn 2014-11-21 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
For someone like Pearly it's probably something on the order of an unreasonably adorable fuzzy bunny or a Tribble or something.
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[personal profile] never_shall_yield 2014-11-21 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
HA. Quite possibly. Though canon does say all his gang - presumably including Pearly - are afraid of the countryside, being so completely city boys, but I don't think it's a big enough fear to count for a Boggart.

It's also just occurred to me that Valjean's biggest fear might be the disapproval of Bishop Muriel. Cosette dying would be the most painful thing that could happen to him, but disapproval from the Bishop means no redemption of his soul. On a spiritual level, far more terrifying.
camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (ninja werewolf ghostbuster battling drag)

[personal profile] camwyn 2014-11-21 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Gordon- a Combine Advisor (because one of those loose in the world would mean that he'd failed and the Combine Empire was able to rampage across universes again, and you'd better bet they'd be coming for his world first)

Shephard- Shephard has three actual fears (well, okay, four) and one primal underlying mortal terror, so unless a boggart can take on the form of a flood washing everything around him away somehow, I'm gonna go with Kate Shephard crossing her arms over her chest and saying "You have no idea how much trouble you're in right now, young man." Because he may be afraid of flying, clowns, and the winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz, but none of them can hold a candle to his mother when she's angry.

Stacker- as tempted as I am to say "a whole bunch of kaiju", I'm gonna go with the boggart taking on the form of that idiot American on the council telling him that they've not only yanked his funding but they're confiscating all the Jaegers and Shatterdomes as too dangerous to leave in non-governmental hands.

Santo- A mirror in which his reflection is too old, arthritic, and frail to handle the responsibilities of the silver mask.

Medic- the smuggest Grim Reaper ever to smug; it'll probably have Pyro's gas mask instead of a skull, too, just for kicks.

Edward- It's going to be a while before he's self-aware enough to realize he's afraid of being completely alone through his own actions, but a good start would be the boggart turning into Adewale and telling him that he and the rest of the crew were leaving him in port and taking Jackdaw in search of a better master.

Varric- No clue how you represent 'obscurity' as a boggart, but I'll settle for an editor telling him another dwarf's claimed credit for everything he's ever written and they're recognizing the other guy as the real author.

Ellen- I was originally thinking of the exceptionally monstrous mutants at Vault 87, the ones the game code calls Overlords, but that was exacerbated by the fact that her Geiger counter was screaming at her the whole time; she's had to face greenskins like that since then and it hasn't been near as bad an experience. I think it's more likely that the boggart would shift into her Vault history text's image of Genghis Khan, who would congratulate her on having become the new Scourge of God. That keeps coming back to her, and the prospect terrifies her, so.
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[personal profile] 1nv1nc1ble 2014-11-21 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] merryeccentricities 2014-11-21 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
For Bahorel, it's just a fine respectable law office with a neat little plaque on the door bearing his name and the word Attorney. He jokes, but oh, the fear is real.

Joly- Worst fear? been there, done that,it was called The Cholera Epidemic. People dying in agony faster than their bodies could even be counted, and no one knowing why or how to make it stop or who it'll hit next, being both helpless to do anything useful and in constant danger of a horrible death, yeah, that was pretty much his perfect nightmare. (and in the minor AU going on in Millicanon, he *knew* what was causing it, and still couldn't actually help anyone. Which...may be even worse. Augh. Sorry, kid.) Any boggart would just be playing a refrain on that, maybe with an added dose of "and it's got your friends".
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2014-11-21 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well now we all know what Bossuet's going to go do the first chance he gets once Bahorel takes a good room.
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[personal profile] merryeccentricities 2014-11-21 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh noooo

PRANK WAR
Prank War on infinite horrible rooms! The carnage will be absurd.
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[personal profile] chanter1944 2014-11-22 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs Joly* Oh, shards. :(
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[personal profile] not_my_sandbox 2014-11-21 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I am feeling lazy, but not too lazy to utter arcane spells into the wind

Scary things
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-11-21 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Pam would see herself dressed in thrift store clothes.

Or Eric dead. Of course, seeing Eric dead would mean simply seeing a huge puddle of blood and goo.
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[personal profile] lazy_but_loyal 2014-11-21 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Certainly not polyester in the form that it took during the 1970s. ...At least, not anymore. Because I'm certain that she did rock the Farrah Fawcett disco chic look.
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[personal profile] genarti 2014-11-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Enjolras: his friends all dead, himself standing alone.

...Yep. There are other things he would intellectually call worse, but they're things he can set himself against; they're not the same kind of visceral, personal awfulness.

Thor: Gosh, that's actually kind of a hard one. Asgard in ruins seems too large a scale for a boggart; he's already faced his father dead, Loki dead, and Mjölnir rejecting him. All the same, it's probably Odin telling him that he isn't worthy and that he is no longer (considered) his son.

Cosette: ...A dark wood, looming all around, and a giant red-haired ogre-woman, and her father nowhere to be seen.

That isn't anything she'd consciously say was a fear of hers, but it's still back in her hindbrain.

Clare: Teresa dead again, and Raki dead alongside her.

River: She'd be pretty quick with the Patronus-equivalent these days, but I think it's still always gonna be two by two, hands of blue.

Regan: Hey remember that time Raguel nearly killed her husband? Yeah. Raguel, covered in blood, looking like that, and looking right at her.

Edit: whoops, forgot Trowa! For him... Cathy dead, by violence. No real contest on that one.
Edited 2014-11-21 18:44 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ceitfianna 2014-11-21 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Will: Robin saying he's disappointed in him, the gallows or all of his friends dead.

Charles: Someone, I'm not sure who calmly telling him that's he's mad and has to be locked up.

Quentin: Toby dead by iron and its his fault.

Ivan: Being trapped underground with water rising.

Sameth: The quiet murmur of the river in Death.

William: His brother's coffin.

Jane: Her books being rejected.

Moist: A guard saying, "Hello, Moist von Lipwig, you're caught."

Demeter: Kore telling her that she's never coming back.

Tumnus: The White Witch.
Edited 2014-11-21 19:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2014-11-21 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Gredya: The big badguy from her canon giving out morphine again.

Bossuet: Hmm. "Your bad luck and/or carelessness genuinely harming someone else" isn't really a personifiable thing, but one of his friends--Enjolras, say--turning his back on Bossuet because of some fuck-up or perceived betrayal. THAT OR CHOLERA because cholera is always fun times.
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[personal profile] tire_moi_mes_bottes 2014-11-21 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He and Joly can share a boggart, then, along with everything else! :D
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[personal profile] alas_a_llama 2014-11-21 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yugo: Phoenix. Something KR Wizard doesn't ever seem to really cover is that there's something quite grotesque and terrifying about the Phantoms - they take your face, and name, and memories, and in more cases than not they tend to take their hosts' identities outright and just carry on pretending to be them until they're called up to essentially drive someone to suicide.

(Phoenix, oddly, is one of maybe a handful of exceptions to this rule. He lives out of Yugo's flat, but he never bothers actually pretending to be Yugo, and he seems quite uncomfortable with people bringing Yugo up.)

Wan: In the future, it'll be Vaatu, the Most Evilest Kite To Ever Fly. At the moment, though, I have no idea. Wan doesn't really have a healthy amount of fear. Maybe something like Yao, because as much as Wan adores the guy, he represents something that's more than a little frightening.

Sherral: Judge Magister Zecht - although whether that's because of Zecht himself or because Sherral doesn't know what he'd do if they ever met, he's not entirely sure.
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[personal profile] baptizemyself 2014-11-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Batman. Or the guy that killed her parents. But probably Batman.

[personal profile] chanter1944 2014-11-22 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sariel: The alien abductors who experimented on her and other crewmembers. How exactly do you manage a Boggart banishing spell on those?
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[personal profile] thekidfrombrooklyn 2014-11-22 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Steve: ...