DE: Once, on a night just like this...

[bjornwilde]

From herr_bookman and Saph:

What's your pup's urban legend?

 

For example: "If you stand in front of a mirror and say ___________ three times, _(your pup)_ will appear and ___________ your _______."

Comments

[sunbaked_baker]

If you stand in front of a mirror and say, "Augh, I'm so hungrryyyyyy," three times, Sunshine will appear and offer you a selection of fine baked goods, fresh from the oven.


(This DE is brought to you by such tumblr posts as:

"If you stand in front of a mirror and say 'unmitigated fucker' three times, Hannibal Lecter will appear and shove you into a fridge."

and

"If you stand in front of a mirror and say 'insufferable kissass' three times, Frederick Chilton will appear and take credit for something you did.')

[shadowandsnark]

There are merely two ways in which one might summon the Cat King, either feed a stray cat thrice or else harm one once. It is not advised to take the shorter route.

Some may tell you that merely speaking with any cat will carry your request to the King but they never account for the fickle nature of cats.

[bjornwilde]

OK, taking a pass more in line with the humorous take on Urban Myths...

If you stand in the mouth of an alley and quote Shakespeare, especially any fight scenes from Romeo and Juliet, you might be graced with an appearance of the King of Cats who will likely look you up and down before saying something about snarky what you are wearing and disappearing back into the shadows.

If you are truly fortunate, he will be wearing tight leather pants.

[bjornwilde]

Selina (assuming her future): If you are stuck in a situation you just can't get out of, tell your problems to a stray cat while, ideally, feeding it some milk. Just make damned sure you really need her help, cause the Catwoman don't put up with people using her.

(I can really see Catwoman having just as much clout on the street as far as urban legend status, as the Bat.)

Take two

[bjornwilde]

Selina: If you pour a saucer of milk before a mirror and sing the Meow Mix song, Cat might appear but not before she picks you pockets of anything worth stealing.

Jessica Drew: If you stand before a mirror in a dark room and chant "Bacon, bacon, bacon", Spider-woman will appear and ask what the hell you want and just where is the damn bacon?!?

Ethan Chandler: If you pour a shot of whiskey into a glass before a mirror that is reflecting a full moon, Ethan will appear and give you one hell of a kiss.

...I don't know if I'm really good at this.

Re: Take two

[sunbaked_baker]

*makes a note to try that last one...*

Re: Take two

[yakalskovich]

Dorian: **thumbs up** **can attest to the last part**

[death_gone_mad]

Amascut: If you say or even think 'Amascut' once anywhere, Amascut will come and scramble your memories.

Ugh, I used to play this as canon truth, but it is a LIE! Spread by CATS! Damn cats canon. She still might do it, but only if she has nothing better to do.

Evil Chicken: If you stand in front of a mirror and say 'I'm bored!' three times, Evil Chicken will appear and attack you and your boredom violently.

Fairy Fixit: If you stand in front of a mirror and say 'The fizgog is picking up cable again!' three times, Fairy Fixit will appear and talk your head off.

[sunbaked_baker]

Yrael would be tempted to take advantage of Amascut's urban legend, but would ask her out to supper in the meantime before she tries to scramble his memories. ^_____^

[death_gone_mad]

[collects_strays]

I'll just let fandom answer this for me again.

[i_am_your_host]

Totally read this in their voices XD

[ladysingsthe]

pffffhahahahaha

[i_am_your_host]

If you stand in front of a mirror and say "welcome" in three different languages, the Master of Ceremonies will appear and help you take off all of your clothings.

[runningred]

"Welcome, Willkommen, Bienvenue." Jay mutters hopefully.

[girlwithout]

I don't have her in Milliways yet, but:

Legend has it that, if you set out a drawing notebook, colored pencils, and a bottle of something alcoholic, Cassie Holmes will visit in the night and draw you something about your future.

...That you may or may not be able to use because most often she is the only one who can interpret her drawings at first glance, thanks to her ~*~artistic abilities~*~.

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

If you break a mirror and say "aw, dammit" three times, Lesgle will appear and buy you a drink.

(If you stand in front of a firing squad and say Vive la France, vive l'avenir! three times, he won't be able to do anything but he'll feel really sad about it.)

[pro_patria_mortuus]

(HAHAHA you're awful.

...By which I of course mean you made the joke while I was still going "Hmm, how can I make a sufficiently morbid Les Mis joke out of this one?", so well done.)

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

I have standards to maintain! Standards of...obnoxious injokes in poor taste, I guess?

[street_sparrow]

...by which you mean the standards of every Ami except Enjolras?

[halfemptyglasses]

If you accidentally lock yourself in a storage closet, say, "How unpleasant," three times and Mirai will appear to cut you free from the inside like her sword is a canopener.

Lohengrin should get bonus points because he kind of IS an urban legend in his opera canon. Elsa dreamt of a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue, riding in a swan-drawn boat with a sword in his hand and a horn at his hip. Lo and behold, that's who shows up the next day. And, also urban legend-like, to get him to leave, all you have to do is ask him for his name. Fairy tales were the original urban legends.

Truth be told, now that I have Millicanoned Lucas learning Teleport, you probably could summon him simply by going, "What am I going to do with this leftover Death by Chocolate?" Because hell yes he wants Sunshine's cooking. Anyone wanna try summoning Lucas?

In order to summon Mia, all you really have to do is say, "Gorgons are butt ugly," once. She will come in kicking down the nearest door ready to argue in the gorgon's favor.

[herr_bookman]

Autor can be summoned by people laughing in libraries, tearing a page out of a book, or saying, "Chopin has too much emotion," in front of a piano.

Tahno's ritual involves the pouring of whiskey in front of a full-length mirror and the stripping of clothes. Sashaying is optional.


Alana breaks down doors due to the phrase, "ethics violations in mental health care."

[last_kallig]

Urban legends involving Ibani likely wouldn't name her as Ibani so I'm going to be sneaky and leave out the name, because spoilers.

Stand between the Light and the Dark, immortal in the Force, and you will know the symbols, the ritual, to call the spirit of ________. But beware, for such things are forbidden to Jedi, Padawan.