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[bjornwilde]

I have no idea on what to do for a topic and so head voice free for all. Post in with old pups, new pups, current pups, crack pups, NPC pups, whatever, and see what threads you can find. Feel free to break the fourth wall or leave it intact.

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[jedi_interrupted]

This is likely pointless since so many people seem to be away, visiting family and the like. You know that right?

[athelstanthescribe]

And yet some people might still be around and want to play. Even if it's only a few, let them have fun.

[jedi_interrupted]

This is true enough. I just didn't want to get any false hopes a place to grow.

[pirate_hondo]

You might be surprised.

[jedi_interrupted]

Hondo! You keeping safe out there?

[pirate_hondo]

Is that the one and only Ahsoka Tano? I have heard...things.

And do you ready think I am ever safe? :)

[jedi_interrupted]

It is. And depending on the things, they may be right. I...no longer serve the Order.

Not much fun in safe is there? Nor profit.

[pirate_hondo]

And are you looking for profit, now that you are not a Jedi?

Ah. So the rumors were true. Anakin must be beside himself. Pity.

[jedi_interrupted]

I'm honestly not sure what I am going to do. I might head for a refugee camp, someplace I can be useful.

[pirate_hondo]

You know how I feel about Jedi. But I can't say that I ever saw you as the sort who would ever turn your back on them.

On Anakin. Or even Obi-Wan.

[jedi_interrupted]

.

...

[With a heavy sigh.] It was the Order I turned my back on. If Anakin even needs me, he just needs to ask, but I cannot serve the Order any longer.

[pirate_hondo]

I can't pretend to understand any of that. Or to even care. But it's...it's a bit a shame.

Though it will make my life easier the next time I run into a horde of younglings.

[i_am_your_host]

Always around for a bit of fun, darlings.

[dark_disciple]

Fun. I've heard of this before.

[i_am_your_host]

Well, aren't you a little beam of sunshine! Better that you've at least heard of fun than not at all.

[dark_disciple]

I have had little time in my life for such things as fun. Perhaps it is time to change that.

[mute_clay]

And here is someone looking for, not fun as much as someone with matches.

He's got a hand rolled cigarette almost-butt dangling from his lower lip and the look of someone who's worked hard and has been looking forward to a break.

His hands are rough and filled with small cuts and scrapes, his stubble are golden and as unkempt as his hair.

And he limps.

[repositorian]

You're hilarious, Noriko will not leave me alone if I don't say that.

[death_gone_mad]

Breaking things is not optional! All things must be broken, especially the fourth wall!

You may pay your respects to me using this anything in this big bin of Christmas baubles.

[jedi_interrupted]

You sound like a sith.

[death_gone_mad]

What is a sith?

And I would say you look like a gorajo, but none have droopy horns or more than two toes per foot. You lack a tail too. What are you?

[She tosses a bauble in the fourth wall's general direction]

[jedi_interrupted]

They're an order of Force users who believe in controlling the galaxy through aggression and dominance. [See Master Kenobi, she does pay attention.]

And I am Togruta; droopy horns, five toes, and all.

[The fourth wall devours the bauble and begs for more.]

[death_gone_mad]

The fourth wall is being stubborn again. [She frowns and tosses another bauble at it.]

Controlling an entire galaxy. Why? To ensure peace? To obtain power? To reshape things in their own image? How disgustingly ambitious of them. Just another group of people using destruction as a means to greater ends probably.

[She does dominate weak minds on occasion to achieve her ends, but she prefers that destruction be a choice accepted by a free will.]

I have never seen Togruta, but the universe is wide. Are Togruta a rival group of Force users?

[She can sense the increased Anima Force in this one. It smells delicious.]

[jedi_interrupted]

Their justifications vary but ultimately it's for personal power.

Togruta is my species. Jedi are the Order I belong to that wields the Force. Actually, used to belong to. They strive to serve the galaxy rather than dominate it.

[death_gone_mad]

Serve? How?

[Because she is very familiar how such a word can be twisted.]

[not_my_sandbox]

[A 30-ish bespectacled guy with brown hair lifts a plate up to shield himself from an incoming bauble]

Dammit, Amascut, why am I your mun? And why are my actions enclosed and narrated in side square brackets? Why is what I am saying hanging out here without quotation marks? Help, I am confused!

[bleakmidwinter]

Uh -

[She raises her hand.] I'm not sure how I got here.

[jedi_interrupted]

Magic, if you want to go with the most popular explanation. I like the warped space theory.

[last_kallig]

What is taking you so long to get Balmorra written up, mun? You have the dialogue from canon written down already, for Force sake! Get to work!

*grumbles* Not that I'm exactly looking forward to it.

[dark_disciple]

Perhaps you should "encourage" them. I know a Force trick or two that can be useful.

[last_kallig]

Those wouldn't be force choke and force lightning by any chance, would they?

[They're classics in the Sith canon for a reason, after all.]

[dark_disciple]

[And classics for a reason!]

A force choke can get out of hand too easily if you wish to continue to use your mun. Force lightning has a similar danger but it can be more useful. However, I was thinking of a simple mind trick.

[last_kallig]

Hm, that might work, although my mun is rather on the stubborn side. Thanks for the suggestion.

[dark_disciple]

Of course.

Granted, you are still limited by their faculties if they are flawed or lesser. Take the jedi Vos' difficulties with his mun, for example.

[Um, Ventress, I'm your mun too.]

I would advise you to think better of that delusion. None will ever rule me again.

[Sorry Ibani.]

[last_kallig]

The Jedi Voss, do you mean Quinlan Voss?

[Ibani's smile turns bitter.] I too have had my fill of being ruled by others, first as a slave then as a Sith.

[rotwood_reaper]

Heibon-kun is thinking about starting a journal for your pet... dashade, was it? Mostly so he could give it the title and subtitle "Look at all the kriffs I do not give | Look at them, small thing".

[last_kallig]

I'd say more prisoner than pet. [Ibani looks vastly uncomfortable at the idea of having another sentient being as a pet, even one as violent as Khem.]

[She chuckles at the title and subtitle.] A fitting title, though I think he'd be more likely to say 'weakling'. Unless he was addressing me, in which case he tends toward 'little Sith'.