DE: Random Fic Meme

[bjornwilde]

1. Go to this Random Dialog Generator and get a line of dialog. Or use the First Line Generator if dialog isn't working. Or heck, use which ever random generator on the site appeals to you.
2. Post a fic either using the dialog or inspired by the dialog.
3. Repeat?

Comments

[the_force_abides]

Under normal circumstances he would speak his mind, but, with a gun against his head, Quin decided it was a time for diplomacy.

"I will accept your surrender when you are ready."

[last_kallig]

*snerks at Quin's idea of diplomacy*

[bjornwilde]

There's a reason Khaleen does the negotiations. ;p

[last_kallig]

Heehee. Possibly because Quin actually used that line in that situation once upon a time?

"You are not allowed to do negotiations ever again, Quin."

[bjornwilde]

Actually, I can see the line being more like, "You can surrender now or after I shove the kriffing blaster up your..."

[last_kallig]

LOL. That works too!

[masterofgunfu]

She took a deep breath and said to her boss, "You are a disgrace to the Order. You cripple the knights under your care, tying them to your own short-sighted glory and forget our true calling; that all are to be protected. You are pig headed, raciest, and incompetent. You endanger this city, more so than any shape shifter ever could.."

Or at least that's what she would say if she had any courage and didn't care about her career.

[last_kallig]

Poor Andrea. :-(

[bjornwilde]

She gets better....really. =)

[last_kallig]

Better is good!

[noise_and_funk]

As he fell, he waited for May or Bobbi to get their asses over here with the quinjet.

[justdyedit]

She knelt on the carpet in her new living-room, a big cardboard box in front of her, unwrapping ornaments. It was weird to think this was her first Christmas tree but thanks to Carol, Natasha, and Bruce, she had enough to properly trim her tree and apartment. Her apartment. Another weird thought. She hadn't had her own space since...well, she couldn't remember ever having her own place. She had either been living at the Avengers Tower or living with McCabe.

[last_kallig]

Ibani would agree with the neatness of having her own space. *new homeowner fistbump*

[bjornwilde]

She's had her own rooms but never an entire apartment to herself.

[last_kallig]

*nods* It's different living with other people as opposed to living by yourself.

[last_kallig]

Ibani tilts her head sideways at the Inquisitor, aware of Quinlan and Tholme moving into position at the edge of her awareness. They need more time to get the refugees safely away, best to distract this...creature that presumes to call itself an Inquisitor. "Am I supposed to be scared now?" she asks, amused. She'd let his run of the mill threats roll over her without the content really registering.

Whatever response he was expecting, that wasn't it. The Inquisitor actually gawps at her and she laughs aloud. But the laughter switches off as abruptly as if a switch has been thrown and the Inquisitor and his troops suddenly feel the full power of her rage, her hate and her power made manifest. The troopers collapse to the ground and whimper like kicked dogs while the so-called Inquisitor is driven to his knees.

"I know of the one who presumes to call himself Emperor," she sneers. "His title means nothing without the respect of other Sith, without power over other Sith. You and your fellow Inquisitors are mere hounds, aping a culture you do not understand and snatching at whatever scraps are thrown to you."

The merest twitch of will and flex of fingers has him in a force choke and she looms over him. "The living and the dead call me Master and I have bypassed the flow of time itself. Tell your Master I will consider calling him 'Emperor' when he can say the same."

[bjornwilde]

Chills, I got them! Of cours, I can see Tholme mentally going o_0 or D:

[last_kallig]

Thank you! Glad to hear that you got chills.

Heehee. I can see Tholme going 0-o or D: too. Possibly we should do this scene some day? *G*

[bjornwilde]

I think that is a definitely something we should do some day. =D

[last_kallig]

Awesome! Poor, poor Tholme. "Are you SURE she's on our side?" ;-)