DE: Bipity Boppity Boo

[bjornwilde]

 Oh noes, a Disney Rose Fairy has struck Milliways and now everyone is an inanimate object that, despite all reason, is animate. What does the curse turn your character into? BTW, robots don't count since they are animate in the first place, but other high tech things are okay. =)

Comments

[acts_of_gord]

Like anyone really has to ask with this guy?

[bjornwilde]

I'm trying to decide how Disney would animate a crowbar and failing. I do see itty bitty arms though.

[acts_of_gord]

I was picturing the animation style from the Handy Manny cartoons; it's a Disney cartoon for preschoolers and several of the characters are animated tools, including a hammer, a screwdriver, and a wrench.

[bjornwilde]

Oh that's right! Good call.

[bjornwilde]

Jess: I keep getting stuck on a chandelier and I don't know why. Wall clinging and fabulous hair maybe?

Quin: First thought was a bat but then a bear rug came to mind and I am giggling now.

Sam: Something comfy, like a divan maybe.

Selina: A cat plushie.

Andrea: A gun press?

Ethan: A whiskey decanter.

Tybalt: This answer is so wrong, but tight leather pants.

[bwbw_aabb]

I suspect that Zecora oughter
find herself as a pestle and mortar.

[aaaaaaaagh_sky]

I'm going the Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist route on Ellen.

[a1enzo]

Depends. If, as is mostly the case these days, he's the only sprite affected, the obvious thing would be for Enzo to be a computer (or, if we're stuck at a Beauty and the Beast technology level, perhaps an abacus). However, if other sprites are present, then we'd be in a "well, one of us is going to have to go change" situation.

If he's not a computer, I think he would be a shield (round, with an icon device).

[bjornwilde]

I think a computer works. This is Milliways after all.

[no_vampires_plz]

A large spellbook.

[clayforthedevil]

Joly would be an otoscope. Something like this one, though probably more brass than stainless steel.

Bahorel is a very loudly-upholstered and startlingly aggressive floor pillow. With tassels. There are reasons.

(Canon-metaphorically, all the Amis should probably turn into light sources, but, you know.)

[igetthatalot]

Well, there's always disco balls...

[clayforthedevil]

You've heard the French concept album, then! XD

[fairy_fixit]

Fairy Fixit's old character model showed her carrying a wrench, so I will go with wrench. Maybe even a holy wrench of ghost in the machine bashing.
She might be grumbly about being turned into a wrench by another fairy and plotting to send multiple toothbeasts after the Rose Fairy.

Amascut is the naginata-like Staff of Light. It does double duty as a polearm and a magic staff so yay. She'd likely be as creepy as Demoman's Eyelander claymore. set everything on fire - I want to taste that person over there stab him

[halfemptyglasses]

Mirai would be a sword, as that's all her canon curse deems her to be anyway. She'd be just as fun if this happened as she is anyway.

Lucas would probably be a watering can, something to nurture the growing flowers.

aaaaaaaaand I can't really think of anything else. XD;

[mogget_cat]

Yrael would be an extremely snide, cat-shaped boot-scraper.

Sunshine is a brightly-colored electric stand mixer. ^_^

[i_am_your_host]

Emcee would be a bottle of gin wearing a cup for a hat so he could pour himself out and drink himself back in and yeah, that's creepy but I totally cannot unsee it.

[alexiscartwheel]

Carol: a fighter plane, specifically an F-15

Stiles: a mini iPad in less than pristine condition, despite the protective cover

Mary: hmmm. Not sure. I feel like she would be something ornamental, meant to be displayed in a house but not actually used for anything.

[i_am_your_host]

For some reason I pictured Mary as a little porcelain statue of Venus de Milo and being really annoyed at having no arms.

[lady_mary]

Heh. Yes, that seems suitably ornamental and useless. :D

[genarti]

Thor is... can he be a little drifting thunderstorm? If not that, a hammer. Or possibly an extremely dense self-propelled bowling ball or something.

Enjolras is, as Pilf says, a light source -- a lamp, or a candelabra, or something. At any rate, he is both extremely ornate and dainty-looking, and also solid and/or discreetly spiky enough to do injury.

Cosette, gosh, I don't know. A warm and fluffy blanket, maybe. One that can wrap around you, or can stretch itself out and catch a breeze like a sail.

Trowa is a gun probably not that anymore. Um. Maybe a throwing knife, with a very colorful hilt that doesn't actually throw off the balance at all.

[bjornwilde]

I half-thought Thor might be a lightning rod. =]

[genarti]

HA. That's also a good thought! Or even something that can work up a lot of static electricity...

[sunbaked_baker]

Or even something that can work up a lot of static electricity...

He is a particularly fluffy sock. >_>

[bjornwilde]

Or a fluffy sweater!

[genarti]

Maybe a half-brick in a particularly fluffy sock.

[wings_of_a_swan]

Thor as a tiny little thunder-cloud, like in a cartoon, is an adorable idea.

[genarti]

The most jovial tiny cartoon thunder-cloud that can still electrocute you! :D

[ceitfianna]

Will would be I think a knife, worn, that doesn't at first glance that dangerous but is extremely sharp.

Charles would be either a book or a tea cup or a mug as he would want to be something comforting but that can hold more.

Quentin, hm, I'm not sure perhaps a short sword.

William would be a pair of riding gloves or a rope.

Jane would be an inkwell.

Ivan, I don't know, definitely something military and elegant.

Moist, oh Moist is a tricky one but I think he would be a pen unless he could be a piece of maker that shifted depending on who looked at it.

Sameth would be one of his own creations like the flying mechanical frog or a stone but a useful kind like a flint or a whetstone.

Demeter would be a statue of herself since she's a god and can cheat.

Tumnus would be a scarf.

This is a tricky one, I'd love other people's thoughts on my pups.

[last_kallig]

Hm. Ibani could be a lightsaber?

Annabelle Newfield would be a revolver.

I'm not sure what Kreyu would be.

[tipsilyeverafter]

Steve would be a shield. Merlin would be a big ancient spell book. Jack would be either a gun or a crown. Bilbo would be a pipe. Cecil would be a microphone.

Groot would still be a tree.

And Sadie, of course, would be the *pop* :D.

[chanter1944]

If we're going by broader categories of possibility, Sariel could be a plane. If we're sticking to household-type items (I'm picturing the castle a la Beauty And The Beast, here) then she'd be a candle.

I really need to get more active, so she can meet all the Amis. They seem to keep ending up with similar symbolism. First all the bird daemons, now this. XD