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[bjornwilde]

From runningred :

It's far too easy to loss hours on the website "Texts from Last Night." I know I have. So post your characters and have everyone else suggest suitable text for them. This may result in fics, eps or just giggling.

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[athelstanthescribe]

Athelstan
Giovanni
Michael Carpenter
Jonathan Levinson
Nancy (Doctor Who)
Cadfael
Roshaun
Gavroche
Ichabod
Norrington

[i_am_your_host]

Athelstan: (212) cannot remember much of last night but I am wearing lipstick and covered in sticky chocolate residue

[sunbaked_baker]

>_> There are handy blogs for this...

[athelstanthescribe]

Saph, you win.

[runningred]

For Gav -

(818): I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff

[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine
Yrael
Zelgadiss

[runningred]

For Rae (317): Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.

[runningred]

Jay to Rae - (281): I was watching iron chef and got motivated, so I made dinosaur chicken nuggets.

[i_am_your_host]

The Master of Ceremonies

[hot_water]

(612): This is a booty call text
(612): They're the only ones I know how to send you


ETA: [OOC: Whoops, and I missed the point of the game. That'd be from Tahno to the Emcee.]

[runningred]

Let's face it, this could be Emcee or Tahno

(215): The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

[herr_bookman]

*cackles*

[runningred]

Because I can see Emcee doing this - (774): I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

[runningred]

(803): The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....

[bjornwilde]

Selina Kyle
Hank McCoy
Quinlan Vos
Jessica Drew
Sam Wilson

[runningred]

Baby Selina?

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

[isawit]

Oh that is too perfect.

[runningred]

Sam -

(514): Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in

[battle_butler]

Jack West
Erik Selvig
Bean
Alfred Pennyworth

[bjornwilde]

Alfred: (484) You managed to be sick within the pocket of your shirt, which was rather polite of you, Master Bruce.

[le_centre]

Gene
Javert
Valjean
Courfeyrac
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Banner
Pearly Soames
Jim Moriarty

[runningred]

Something Bruce would do -

(818): Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place

[misslucyjane]

bagginsofbagend Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit)
dragons_emrys Merlin (Merlin)
goodnight_nightvale Cecil Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)
heisgroot Groot (MCU)
holy_or_broken Jack Benjamin (Kings)
thekidfrombrooklyn Steve Rogers (MCU)
tipsilyeverafter Sadie Parker Doyle (The Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief)

Merlin

[bjornwilde]

(612) Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.

[souffle_girlek]

Work is the slowest today, so:

Oswin / Clara

Katya

Sam Stewart

Katya

[bjornwilde]

(+61):

BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON

(+61):

SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE

(+61):

THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.

[ceitfianna]

I love texts from last night.

Will Scarlett
Charles Xavier
Quentin
Sameth
Moist von Lipwig
William Evans
Jane Austen
Demeter
Tumnus

[runningred]

Something that might happen at Charles' school?

(386): after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

[ceitfianna]

That's hilarious and could happen.

Charles (& Erik?)

[bjornwilde]

(810) We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.

Re: Charles (& Erik?)

[ceitfianna]

I love this.

[chanter1944]

Sariel to Will, after drinks and hijinks:

(758): You insisted there were trees in the center of the room. You were intent on avoiding them. There was something about a serpent too; Scurlock and I managed to talk you out of doing battle with it. I'm fairly certain it was a shoelace.

[ceitfianna]

Hee, I love the images this one creates.

[runningred]

Hehe! Glad to be entertaining people!

Jason Todd
David Detector
Miranda 'Minx' Lawrence
Diaval
Olivier de Bretagne

Jason

[isawit]

(828) I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.

Re: Jason

[runningred]

Hehehe!

I DON"T KNOW HOW TEXTING WORKS

[fairy_fixit]

Don
t expect much from me
but

Amascut
Fairy Fixit

Amascut

[bjornwilde]

(908) My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.

[fairy_fixit]

(๓๘๖) I think the whosprangit is picking up texts from an alternate universe again. What is a hispanic?

Like this?

[death_gone_mad]

(+20) Dad, you can't adopt a monkey and start saying that she's my sister!

FFS not a crocodile either.

Re: Like this?

[bjornwilde]

Given the faux-Egyptian nature of Amascut's family, I am laughing.

[fairy_fixit]

(๓๘๖) Welp, I was right. Nothing but tentacles under those robes. SO MANY

[annalalaith]

Tegid Tathal

Daniel Jackson

Vala Maldoron

Tasselhoff Burrfoot

Naruto Uzamaki

Death from Supernatural

Vala

[bjornwilde]

(614) Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.

Re: Vala

[goauld_theif]

(719) But I'm bored, they don't let me off base for anything. Go get some alcohol, now

[runningred]

Daniel - (480): I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot

[diehard_daniel]

(719) Yep.