DE: What happened next will amaze you

[bjornwilde]

Welcome back to another week and Spring...or at least it feels like Spring here. Wish there was more rain though, California really needs it.

Anyway, onto today's DE. Your challenge, should you decide to accept it, is to either sum up you character's canon or a book/movie of their canon as a clickbait headline. Or, if you are concerned with spoilers, give us the title of said canon as a clickbait headline.

Here are some examples of the Harry Potter books (no autoplay music or heavy graphics behind the link), which inspired this.

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[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

See how this man's secret for making beads transformed one town's economy! Authorities hate him!

[katyafeline]

Katya (Night Watch): Doctor afraid to go under the knife herself - you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

Ace-Oswin-etc (Doctor Who): Why running is this Doctor's number one exercise - and after reading this, you'll agree!

Jemma (Agents of Shield/Marvel): Top ten things about your government they don't want you to know! (slide show)

(I'll get the rest at lunch - off to work I go!)

[i_am_your_host]

It was all sex, song, and sordid scandal -- until Nazis ruined everything!

[ceitfianna]

Right on point and *his face*, after seeing Cabaret, I'd love to do more possibly with Moist or even Charles. He's going to need a drink and some refreshment after I write his next canon OOM.

[schrodingerskatz]

This One Little Cooking Trick Has Baltimore Raving! You Won't Believe Your Eyes!

[silveraspen]

*flat-out falls over laughing*

[schrodingerskatz]

And now I want an AU where everything is the same but Freddie Lounds works for BuzzFeed/UpWorthy/ViralNova.

[yakalskovich]

Who says she isn't moonlighting for them as it is? No blogger can usually afford to just work for their own blog, unless it's really large. Freddie isn't even seen having co-bloggers or anything.

[shadowandsnark]

Top ten outfits the Queen has insisted foreign dignitaries wear during court.

[notapilot]

I can't decide between:

Ten real life technologies the military is using now!

This life coach's tips will change your life!

[darksister]

Twenty Bounty Hunter Slices!

What this woman did in the name of grief will horrify you!

[hecu_marine]

What These Scientists Did Will Blow Your Mind - What The Military Did Next Will Shock You - OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THEIQOHWTPOEH:Gvb;h ed

*cough* sorry, couldn't come up with a proper apocalyptic-log feel for the end of a clickbait headline being written by someone who got jumped by a headcrab.

[ceitfianna]

Will/Robin Hood: He was sent to the forest and everything changed! The true story of Robin, exclusive!

Charles/X-Men: How well do you know your neighbor? Could they be a mutant? Use this list of signs to help you spot the mutant next door.

October Daye: Another side of the Bay City, walk with a Fae Private Eye and see the City as you never imagined it.

Vorkosigan: The real story of what goes on inside the walls of Vorkosigan House.

Yuma: Ben Wade: The Real Story from the son of a man he killed!

Sameth: New Hope for the Old Kingdom, meet the Heir, the Abhorsen-in-Waiting, the Wallmaker and the man from Ancelstierre in this exclusive interview!

Becoming Jane: Exclusive: Jane Austen's Lost Love!

Moist von Lipwig: Find out the truth behind the new Postmaster! (this is almost canon)

Demeter: Gardening and Sex tips from the Earth Mother herself.

Narnia: Behind the throne with the new kings and queens of Narnia!

[halfemptyglasses]

5 Shocking Facts the Nase Family doesn't want you to know.

or

Video: Kuriyama Mirai's Secret Model Workout Revealed

[no_vampires_plz]

Six Reasons These Ponies' Friendship Is Better Than Yours.

[battle_butler]

His parents are dead! Here's what he did next...

Alternatively:
Top Ten technologies Wayne Enterprises don't want you stealing.

[mojitoing]

"You won't believe what this woman does with a can of hairspray and a ping-pong ball!" (Clem, of course)

"How to change your look - or personality - in three easy robberies." or "How did this cowboy tame this hard-hearted cowgirl?" (Dix)

"You won't believe how this detective survived her time hanging from the side of a clocktower!" (Juliet)

"How many cakes can this pony fit in her face? You'll be shocked to find out!" (Pinkie)

"This girl's dramatic self-sacrifice saved a man's life!" (Eponine)