DE: Come here often?

[bjornwilde]

 Share or come up with horrible pick-up lines; be they awkward, trashy, or dull. Maybe even respond if the mood strikes. ; p

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[a1enzo]

"Hey, baby, what's your data type?" "Void."

[jackdaws_master]

"If I've got a mind to, I can leap from the crow's nest and land with my sword square between the shoulder blades of a man on the deck below. Want to see how on target I can be from a good deal closer up?"

This would only have worked for about a month right after the events of HL 2.

[hecu_marine]

"LADIES! I'm single, I'm interested, and I ain't spent the past sixteen years under the Combine's no-fuckin'-field! Who wants to find out what y'all've been missing?"

[no_more_hiding]

"Want a little beast inside you?"

[isawit]

Canon: "Have you ever kissed a girl before? Do you want to kiss me?"

or

"Hit me with a bagel and I'll let you kiss me."

[genarti]

I'm sorry; one ought to be able to come up with all kinds of pick-up lines based on the revolution, barricades, dawning light, beautiful marble, canne de combat, valiantly striving towards the future, etc etc, and in fact fandom has, but all I can ever think of is this.

[bjornwilde]

Well, the aim of today's DE is for chuckles, so I do believe that you have succeeded. = D

[herr_bookman]

"Um, so, did you... Were the one who, uhh, fell out of heaven?" he asks, soft and hesitant. He examines his parchment, his thumbs brushing the edges and his hands shaking. "Because y-you're just so, um, prett--you're very, ah, b-beauti--"

And then he drops his paper, fumbling after it as he glances up at her, warmth blooming in his cheeks. "Oh, Shiva wept, I'm so sorry!"

[sunbaked_baker]

"Surprising thing is," a grinning Rae remarks under her breath, from over by the bar, "it works every time."

She's so proud!

[herr_bookman]

"That was a disaster," Autor says, slumping onto a bar stool. "How could that possibly work?"

[sunbaked_baker]

Rae grins and offers him a glass of sangria. "What are you talking about? That was adorable. Sincerity's a great plus. Sound too practiced, and you sound like an asshole."

[herr_bookman]

Autor fiddles with his parchment rather than the sangria. "But I did practice. I wasn't trying for adorable, I was trying for... Um. Suave. Yes," he says, and he rests his head on his arms with a groan. "I'm not suited for this."

[hot_water]

Canon: "You wanna see how a real pro bends?"

"Are you a firebender? 'Cause yer so hot."

And so on, with all the elements.

[dejah_thoris]

Canon: "You'll let me know when it gets dangerous."

Cheesy: You think cloud nine is fun, you should try the Ninth Ray.

I'll broaden your horizons, baby. [Dejah: Oh sweet mother, I would never...]

[bjornwilde]

The Ninth Ray one is the best!

[dejah_thoris]

The head voice heartily disapproves of this whole exercise.

~fist bump~

[hey35andholding]

Clem: "Wanna go do it in the back of my car?"

...This is a real line from canon.