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*giggles* Cute!

It totally is, isn't it?

*snickers*

(Charlie: drat, I was going to get him that . . .)

*DIES*

David: *would kill. With love. No, with DARTS*

Charlie: OUCH! *throws darts back* Wanker.

David: *ducks the darts, and grins* You wish, Pace.

Charlie: Girly-man!

David: Is that the best you've got? Tosser!

Charlie: Toffee-nosed facist! *spoiling for a tickle fight*

David: You said you LIKED toffee! *dives at him*

Charlie: *squeals like a little girl* Not when it's up your nose!

David: *tickles him* Nothing good ever goes up my nose!

Charlie is laughing too hard to point out his preferred method of chemical abuse, which would certainly ruin the mood.

And he is laughing very hard. He's just a wee thing, after all.

David has obviously forgotten that Charlie was that person. He just smiles as Charlie laughs as he tickles him.

Best that David stops before Charlie hyperventilates. Right about . . . now.

He does stop. He's attentive like that.

But he's not got any way to help Charlie if he does hyperventilate. CPR is so not appropriate on ex-boyfriends you still find hot.

Charlie dreads to think of what Bartleby would do to David if David let Charlie die.

*whistles innocently*

David doesn't want to know what Bartleby would do if he walked in and found David with his lips on Charlie's in any manner.

Charlie believes that if Bartleby were to choose between mouth-to-mouth from David and dead Charlie, he would not choose dead Charlie. Charlie also wonders why David has not asked him his opinion in the matter.

Though he does agree that it is, perhaps, not the wisest course of action to receive CPR from an ex he still finds hot unless it is a true life-or-death situation. If it were, Charlie further believes he could control himself as he would be busy trying not to die.

David hasn't asked his opinion because he hasn't spoken in several comments, instead just smiling at Charlie.

But if David were to choose between mouth-to-mouth with Charlie with a pissed-off Bartleby as the consequence, and a dead Charlie, he'd rather have someone else take care of it.

He is, of course, kidding. He'd take the beating. Gladly.

What's the fun of a life-and-death situation if there's no little death? David thinks, blessing the French and their idionsyncracies.

Charlie thinks, or would if this conversation were taking place, that it's a pity David is on the Do Not Touch list forevermore, particularly when he starts talking like that.

The mun, of course, is completely innocent and ignorant of such things.

David would be wondering how to get himself off that list, as he hates it with a passion, if the conversation were taking place.

David damns The List. And sometimes Fate, too, who has, however intentionally or not, placed him on it.

David wishes he could burninate The List.

In his head, Charlie knows The List is in everyone's best interest.

In his heart, Charlie loathes The List with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

But Charlie is trying to be a good boy. Really. Honest. All tickle fights aside.

*pookles your cheeks*

We wuvs it.