DE: Pickups and Introductions

[bjornwilde]

 Don't you hate it when you have a great idea for a topic the night before and then completely forget it the next morning? Someday I'll get in the habit of writing things down.

Anyway, today's topic...pick up lines! Share your best in character one liners to break the ice. This can be the usual, romantic sort, or strictly platonic, if that's how you'd like to play. Lines can be serious, cheesy, cracky, whatever! Stumped for a line? Post in with a pup and see if anyone offers them a line.

Comments

[harryhotspur]

How can I beat Hotspur's amazing in-play flirtations, including "when I am on horseback, I'll swear I love thee infinitely"? True romance.

[gods_that_haunt_me]

So essentially that translates to "I'll think of you when I have a big, sweaty beast between my legs."

[harryhotspur]

....pretty much.

I think with a side of implied "when I imminently will no longer have to be near you."

[tu_vas_triompher]

"I love thee not!" is also a guaranteed hit with the ladies.

[harryhotspur]

Maybe he should start a dating advice column.

[jedi_interrupted]

Woah...was that the Force or you?

[rudderless]

Clementine: So. Wanna do it in the back of my squad car? (thank you, canon)
Dixie: I've got a big room upstairs and it's awful empty. Want to find out how full we can make it?
Juliet: I REALLY LIKE YOU AND IT MAKES ME MAD
Eponine: I would die for you
Pinkie Pie: LET'S DANCE