Weekend Entertainment

[notapilot]

 First, let me be the first to wish Steve Rogers a happy birthday.

Now, onto the weekend entertainment. Something silly for today as my mun has a bunch of cooking to do for tonight's festivities, go to this website and click the button to get your character's randomly generated AO3 tags. Then post in with them for what will hopefully be a good laugh. I guess I should warn you, some most tags contain words of adult subject matter.

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[notapilot]

For instance, I just got: your daily dose of tree threesome

Which is giving me a smile wondering just who I'm up in the tree with.

[bcgphoenix]

Groot?




I'm so sorry.

[notapilot]

Well, would that be a threesome or a foursome? Either way, I LOL'd. =D

[heisgroot]

I am Groot?

[bjornwilde]

And my other pups...
Asajj: hardcore mathematical fingering (Well hyperspace navigation without an astromech is a challenge.)
Ahsoka: brief zombie LARPing (Yes, thank you mun. I really want to revisit those brain worms.)
Izana: naked zero-gravity facef*cking (Furious blushing. That is far too inappropriate Mun-san)
Selina: potentially deadly intergalactic shenanigans (Sounds fun.)
Rollo: schmoopy murder eye sex (Waggle eyes brows.)
Luidaeg: rage-fueled fbi frottage (As long as it's with a woman, I'm game.)
Ethan: drug-fueled pagan angst (That might be a little too close to home.)
Quinlan: athletic assassin LARPing (Well, I don't do the assassin thing much anymore.)

[harryhotspur]

I wasn't going to post for this but then he got "manly cowboy," so.

[street_sparrow]

I'd read Hotspur as a cowboy.

(Both Gavroche and Athelstan, incidentally, wholeheartedly approve of the Feuilly thing as long as neither of them goes and breaks the other.)

[harryhotspur]

(ahahaha Hotspur's definition of "breaking" probably is slightly different from other people's.)

[tu_vas_triompher]

good they cleared up the manly bit

[harryhotspur]

it just wasn't certain

[death_gone_mad]

Amascut got sexy scuba eye sex. WHY WHY WHY WHY

Since this this is AO3 inspired, AO3 eye sex has to be more vanilla OH GOD I REMEMBERED BEHOLDERS STALKERS AND SNEAKERPEEPERS ARE CANON WHYWHYWHY BUT THEY ARE ASEXUAL WHAT ARE DOING AMASCUT STOP IT.

[death_gone_mad]

Just clicked again and got emotional skeleton fisting. Nope.

[fowl_beast]

*Furiously starts scribbling out Amascut/Harold Death*

[thekidfrombrooklyn]

Thank you kindly.

And now for the DE:
Merlin: sentimental canadian frottage
Furiosa: drug-fueled tree frottage
Cecil: kinky presidential facefucking
Groot: domestic shark-filled comeplay
Jack: exhibitionist cowboy manpain
the Vision: accidental murder anal
Steve: canon-compliant suburban promposal
Sadie: gay pirate sexytimes

[yourcolossalhands]

Signed in as that pup (you know the one), I got "sentimental farmer comeplay", which could actually be a thing in that pup's home setting. Signed in as this guy, I got [clicks] "naked skeleton lapsex". (Cyril, no!)

WITIDE

[forgoodorforawesome]

And for the rest of the crew:

this dude: semi-public breakfast angst
Hiro: drug-fueled recovery facefucking
Teh C.: implied fbi blowjobs
Max Mercer: spoopy pirate rimming
Divis Mal: gratuitous dentist manpain
Ryûk: hashtag shark-filled shenanigans
Rukia: vintage farmer femslash
Jennifer: sorry about the punk-rock handjobs

[tu_vas_triompher]

Inexperienced werewolf shenanigans!

[harryhotspur]

......emphasis on inexperienced?

[i_am_your_host]

kinky all-american threesome

\o/

Emcee knows exactly which Americans he wants.

[nohillforastepper]

*obligatory amused B.J face*

[ceitfianna]

I just got a hilarious and perfect one for Quentin: potentially deadly canadian spanking.

Hee, I love this thing, they don't fully make sense for the characters but have to share this one: shameless library sexytimes.

[bjornwilde]

Yeah for my under age or asexual pups I had to click a few times. Wish I had saved the promposal one for Selina

[last_kallig]

Okay, I clicked a few times to get this for Ibani, but: Dangerous Underwater Shenanigans.

[bjornwilde]

Sounds like a side-quest. = ]

[last_kallig]

It does, doesn't it! And it could also fit a certain quest line in Ibani's far, far future. >.>

Pup is facepalming so hard right now.

[dejah_thoris]

- seriously intense suburban aftercare
- soulful seaside barebacking
- sappy culinary smut
- well-lubed intergalactic shenanigans

Shenanigans!

[vance_prime]

"sexy lizard angst"

I. Just.

What?

[no_vampires_plz]

Well, I discarded two that were NSFW because Twilight's canon is for prepubescent girls (no matter how much the bronies may wish otherwise), and then I got "accidental breakfast." Sounds like a spell gone haywire to me.

[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine: dangerous culinary cuddling. ACCURATE.

Yrael: existential rage-fueled aftercare. Whut.

Zelgadiss: strictly platonic seaside fluff. ^_^''''

[cassiefuckingcage]

Cassie: lovecraftian australian lapsex (Any sex involving Kano invokes Lovecraftian levels of horror as far as Cassie is concerned).

Garyn: manly tentacle comeplay (Oh Dear Lord, this brings to mind something truly disgusting involving an Ascended Sleeper).

Raiden: soulful equine manpain (I'm just picturing a brooding Raiden nuzzling a horse for comfort - he has many possible sources of manpain).


BONUS Cassie:

strictly platonic cowboy comeplay (No thank you, Erron. Also, I'm not sure you have a grasp on what the word "platonic" means).

awkward dictator comeplay (Pick a Kahn, any Kahn. It would be awkward. More so if it were Mileena).

athletic bee-filled sextimes (OH GOD D'VORAH STOP I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T EVEN REPRODUCE THAT WAY)

unsafe lizard handjobs (Because she yanks Reptile's junk off?)

[protect_and_survey]

Ace: gratuitous supermarket bondage. ... So now Annie won't let her cook or do the shopping. Awesome.

Jemma: Hardcore Breakfast Manpain. AKA Jemma has to deal with way too many hot sulking SHIELD agents before breakfast, it's ridiculous.

Katya: Sentimental Canadian Handjobs. ... Eh, she's not adverse to the idea.

Oswin: Passionate Vampire Promposal. Oswin's just annoyed at this one - couldn't she at least have gotten an adult vampire? Ugh.

Glorfindel: Magical breakfast.

Bones: Well-lubed vegan LARPing. ... So, that pleasure planet episode?

William: Seductive seaside docking. ... .......................................... Oh tiny midshipman, you're like, thirteen. Stop trying to be seductive, it's... no. Don't do that thing.

Sam: Gratuitous punk-rock. ........... I... hrm.

[yakalskovich]

Ragnar: implied summer camp blowjobs -- what AU is that, then?
Teja: exhibitionist pagan barebacking -- **eyes him**
Hannibal: potentially deadly capitalist anal -- What's so capitalist about it?
Father Harman: strictly platonic pagan spanking -- Tsk
Dorian: mild equine lapsex -- anything is possible with Dorian
Katrina: zesty fbi threesome -- er, what?
Margolotta: soulful mathematical pegging -- definitely not
Mme Thénardier: historically accurate shark-filled cuddling -- I can't really see it

[athelstanthescribe]

Well, Abbie was going to join the FBI before Ichabod derailed her life...

[yakalskovich]

Well, yes -- that might be one way to go...