Daily Entertainment: Contents Under Pressure

[maverick_mitchell]

Goooood morning, Milliways!

It is looking to be another lazy July day here in the Central Valley, so with that, I pose to you this question! Or rather, bjornwilde poses to you this question.

If your characters came with warning labels, what would they be?

Alternately, tag in with your pups and other pups will give IC suggestions for that character.

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Maybe when I get back from policing the trash around my apartment inspiration will strike. Who knows

[maverick_mitchell]

Voodoo (boston_bruiser)
Mako (fantasticfireferret)
Connor Kenway (lifethatisscratched)
B.J Blazkowicz (nohillforastepper)
Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (maverick_mitchell)
Ellie (stillwaitingformyturn)

Re: Maybe when I get back from policing the trash around my apartment inspiration will strike. Who k

[hasthehighground]

Chuck, for Ellie: May cause protective emotions despite best efforts to the contrary.

[rudderless]

Muahaha

hey35andholding
filemyclaim
havetubawilltravel
craftylildoodlepumpkin
rudderless

[mogget_cat]

Yrael (mogget_cat) - "Warning: Highly Flammable"

Zelgadiss (chime_ra_tilt - "Caution: Sensitive Device. Observe Precautions for Handling"

Sunshine (sunbaked_baker) - "Warning: Will Attempt To Feed You"


Others?

[ceitfianna]

Sameth on Yrael: Provide fish, you will be teased.

[bcgphoenix]

Curtis Everett (2goodarms)
Felix Gaeta (mr_gaeta)
Bolin (a_bolin_stone)
Olivia Dunham (flip_the_lights)

[ceitfianna]

Demeter would make Gaeta a sticker that says: Feed me and provide hugs.
Not actually a caution but its what she would do.

[camwyn]

Gordon's would be DO NOT TAUNT.
Shephard's would probably be NOT SUITABLE FOR PRIME TIME BROADCAST- I'd make reference to children but he does make an effort to control his language around kids.
Varric's would be LIES LIKE A RUG; Cassandra Pentaghast outright says in DA:I that Varric 'deceives as easily as he breathes'.
Wee Mad Arthur's would be THIS IS WEE MAD ARTHUR. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.
Edward Kenway would probably quite happily just use the skull and crossbones as his warning label, really.

For those who want to give suggestions, however:

Gordon Freeman
Adrian Shephard
Ellen Park
Varric Tethras
Wee Mad Arthur
El Santo
Edward Kenway
Stacker Pentecost
Fawkes

[ceitfianna]

For Ellen: Don't ask unless you want to know. Asking will generate new horrors.

For Varric: Yes, whatever he just said is dirty.

For Adrian: Cursing: good Poetry: run

[headed4hell]

Ahahaha. Oh, goodness. 'Contents under pressure' works SO WELL for Grace! Er... I will think on it, but in the meantime:

Alan(na) of Trebond: the_lioness
Grace Hanadarko: headed4hell
Elizabeth: try_corsets
Thayet: peerless_thayet
Karou: a_mad_hope
Jim Craig: snowy_river_man
Doctor Evil: doc_evil
Lana Kane: truckasaurus_mitts
and Derek Hale: alpha_loomer

[ceitfianna]

For Derek: Contains angst and eyebrows, approach with caution, may growl.

Quentin's suggestion for Alanna: Fine figure of a squire, come bearing cherry tarts but beware of attempts at wit.

[bjornwilde]

Selina: Management not responsible for lost or stolen items.
Asajj: Does not work well with others.
Rollo: Does not mix well with mushrooms.

Not much else is occuring to me so:
Sam Wilson
Izana
Luidaeg

[ceitfianna]

Quentin's suggestion for the Luidaeg: Bring donuts and beware of sharp teeth.

For Sam: Will attempt to care for especially if a soldier.

[bjornwilde]

Those are perfect. = ]

[dejah_thoris]

I'm curious.

[have_no_mercy]

Contents Unstable
Proceed With Caution
Anger At Your Own Risk

[hasthehighground]

Legolas (findsthesun)
Clint Barton (hasthehighground)
Darcy Lewis (tased_lightning)
Chuck Hansen (andinfluencepeople)

[ceitfianna]

Quentin's for Chuck: Loud, weird Australian, approach with caution.

[hasthehighground]

Not... wrong >.>

[genarti]

Legolas: is probably lurking above you RIGHT NOW. Is probably also laughing at you (but also himself.)

Chuck: may be just using you for your dog.

*solemn*

[hasthehighground]

HAHAHAHA, re: dogs. IT'S SO TRUE.

(... so is the Legolas one. FROM ABOVE HE... giggles?)

[inlovewithwords]

For my one who has not been in Bar yet, I will provide one:

Evelyn Trevelyan (inquisitions_anchor): WARNING: MORE VOLATILE THAN FIRST APPEARS

As for the others who have been in Bar, I welcome suggestions:
Eriond (completederrand)
Henry Mills (operates_cobra)
Lois Lane (presspasskey)
Tavi (student_of_impossibility)

[ceitfianna]

Oh I like this one and would love other people's suggestions.

Will Scarlett: Difficult accent to understand, bad temper, will not get your references.

Charles Xavier: Telepath, Mutant, Too smart and handsome for his own good.

Quentin: Fae, Squire to October Daye, prone to heroics.

William Evans: Won't talk much, has self-esteem issues and a temper.

Moist von Lipwig: Liar, conman, thief, flirt

Sameth: Bad at explaining, awkward, knows more than is comfortable about Death

Jane Austen: Will wittily call you on any pretensions or stupidity on your part, bores easily.

Ivan Vorpatril: Military bred, privileged

Demeter: Greek goddess, approach with caution and humility.

Tumnus: Shy, not used to humans.

[hasthehighground]

Chuck's for Quentin: Caution, object may be less Canadian than it claims.

>.>

(also, for AU Sameth: MAY INCITE GEEKERY APPROACH WITH CARE.)

Melinda for Ivan: May cause feelings of age, lack of having "it".

And in general: I love the idea of "prone to heroics" as a cautionary emblem.

[ceitfianna]

Hee, I love these. Also 'prone to heroics' would fit so many of mine but that's one I could someone in canon making as a button or sticker and putting it on Toby.

[bjornwilde]

And here I was going to say, "Usually smart but prone to heroics" for Quentin from Luidaeg.

[ceitfianna]

It really does suit him so well, its all Toby's influence, she incites people to heroics.

[bjornwilde]

Oh, another one, "Heroic but not suicidal" or "Heroic but not stupid". =D

[i_am_your_host]

Emcee for Charles - Will share thoughtporn if properly stimulated.

Not really a warning.

[ceitfianna]

Completely accurate and would get the best look on his face if told this.

[i_am_your_host]

And another one, Emcee for Quentin - Will turn alarming shades of pink if anything sexual is mentioned.

[ceitfianna]

*snerks* He's a teenager and I think he kind of has a little crush on the Emcee too.

[i_am_your_host]

D'aww, that is sweet.

[genarti]

Hee!

For Enjolras, I'm pretty sure a line from canon covers it: "a charming young man capable of being terrible."
For Kazul I'm gonna have to go with the Tolkien paraphrase/parody: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

Those are the two that came to me off the top of my head. For anyone who wants to suggest others, here's the list:

Thor Odinson
Enjolras
Cosette Fauchelevent
Kazul
River Tam
Trowa Barton

[hasthehighground]

Quatre, for Trowa (with me mocking): May induce sparkling.
Quatre, for Trowa (more serious): Underestimate at own risk.

Darcy, for Thor: Do not operate heavy machinery while observing this person shirtless.

[genarti]

HEE HEE HEE to all of these

[ceitfianna]

From Sameth and Quentin about Enjolras: Discuss monarchy with at your own risk, will argue.

[genarti]

...Yeah, I mean, I cannot quibble with that one.

[i_am_your_host]

Emcee - Will make innocent words sound dirty, converse with at your own risk

Floki - Beware of: sudden giggling, setting things on fire, endless talk of ships, religious diatribes

Pam - WARNING: GIVES NO FUCKS, WILL HATE YOU FOR NO REASON

[death_gone_mad]

For myself: Not cagey, just prefers napping as a hobby.

Mine are open for suggestions but

Amascut: Overly complex nefarious plans ahead, try to avoid being eaten.

Fairy Fixit: Not responsible for teleporter accidents; religion and deities are sore subjects.

Evil Chicken: Be mindful of your surroundings at all times.