dejah_thoris: (cheeky smirk)
Dejah Thoris ([personal profile] dejah_thoris) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room 2015-08-13 07:45 am (UTC)

Sweet Holy Mother Issus have mercy, Dejah would have a Facebook page. This mun *personally* despises Facebook, but Dejah Thoris would have all of Helium and Zodanga on her friends page. She would check it religiously every day to find out who was having babies and who died. She'd be that one person that never missed a chance to write a birthday message on your wall.

She would argue politics until she had to be dragged away from the computer. She would post photographs with her personal guard doing stupid things like Dubsmash wars. She would harass Kantos Khan to quit drunk texting her, in an open forum. (And he'd cop to it, let's not kid ourselves.) She'd post her field work (imagine Dejah taking a picture of an ancient ruin and incoming from the side, just a blur, is something large with lots of teeth). She'd post selfies of her with Tars & Sola, where she's beaming at the camera and they're looking so very awkward. (Things to look forward to, Curtis?)

She wouldn't share stuff unless she thought it elevated the dialogue, though. Unless it was cute pictures of soraks and sorak kittens(imagine eight-legged Serval cats), in which case, all bets are off. And everyone would love her because she was that one person on your friend's list that, no matter what else is going on, you can pretty much guarantee they'll have a sunny outlook on it.

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