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[thisisnotajournal]

Courtesy of hasthehighground:

Which of the current social networks would your pups gravitate to? What would their profiles look like?

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[dejah_thoris]

Sweet Holy Mother Issus have mercy, Dejah would have a Facebook page. This mun *personally* despises Facebook, but Dejah Thoris would have all of Helium and Zodanga on her friends page. She would check it religiously every day to find out who was having babies and who died. She'd be that one person that never missed a chance to write a birthday message on your wall.

She would argue politics until she had to be dragged away from the computer. She would post photographs with her personal guard doing stupid things like Dubsmash wars. She would harass Kantos Khan to quit drunk texting her, in an open forum. (And he'd cop to it, let's not kid ourselves.) She'd post her field work (imagine Dejah taking a picture of an ancient ruin and incoming from the side, just a blur, is something large with lots of teeth). She'd post selfies of her with Tars & Sola, where she's beaming at the camera and they're looking so very awkward. (Things to look forward to, Curtis?)

She wouldn't share stuff unless she thought it elevated the dialogue, though. Unless it was cute pictures of soraks and sorak kittens(imagine eight-legged Serval cats), in which case, all bets are off. And everyone would love her because she was that one person on your friend's list that, no matter what else is going on, you can pretty much guarantee they'll have a sunny outlook on it.

[2goodarms]

And then comes the day nobody expected:

Curtis posts a dubsmash video of his own as a birthday present to Dejah.

[dejah_thoris]

HAH. OMG I love it. Curtis you big softie!

[have_no_mercy]

Tess is in media, so Luthorcorp, Isis, the Daily Planet and Mercer Media Group would all have twitter and facebook pages, as well as their own websites. None that she would actually be running herself.

Personally, she wouldn't have any except possibly a fake tumblr account so she can troll people anonymously.

[sdelmonte]

As one of six people in the world who barely uses any social media besides LJ and DW, I don't know a thing about what a profile should look like beyond the basic. (OK, I also use Google Plus. Really. I like it so much more than Twitter or Facebook, because I am weird.)

But...Knox is a reporter, and would be expected to have a Twitter account. You know those knuckleheads who are under pressure to tweet every breaking news item even if it's wrong, like that guy who tweeted 11 of 12 footballs were deflated when it wasn't true? That will be Knox in the year 2015. I hope he's retired from daily newspaper work by now, because it will kill his credibility.

Cyborg has both public and private social media presence on pretty much everything. The Titans' Instagram account is hilarious. And @RealTeenTitans has been used to contact the team and save lives. Cy sometimes maintains the feeds, and Robin and Beast Boy take turns as well.

Charlie died around the time social media was taking off, but knows about it. He would probably have fake Facebook accounts so he can either be a troll or investigate things.

Swamp Thing would probably use Twitter, but to follow any accounts that deal with either superheroes or the environment.

[bjornwilde]

For Hank McCoy, I'm going to pretend he's actually in this decade since trying to connect 60s Hank with social media just isn't working for me. He would have an account for every single venue, for the primary purpose of monitoring how mutants are being viewed and discussed. He'd likely have bots running them and have them programmed to ping him when anything out of the norm occurs. Otherwise, it'd just be a daily report of trends. He would have a personal Tumblr that focused on music, likely something akin to onebandaweek.

Briareus would have a snap chat that would be shots and stories from his and Deunan's travels. With his tech, it'd be easy to run since he wouldn't even have to stop to take a picture and upload!

Selina has an Instagram which is basically her doing cat memes, i.e. "In yur Penthouse, eating yur cereal." "Street cat is in your loft, watching your TV."

Luidaeg, I think, would have a Twitter and use it to troll urban fantasy authors.

ETA: I forgot, Rollo already has something of a vblog on Youtube. Tender words of wisdom from the berserker himself. Warning for some blood and gore if you explore Roll like Rollo beyond the link.

[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine is canonically on a number of message boards and forums on her world's internet, relating to Others and cooking. Her screenname is "Cinnamon."

I think she would love tumblr, and - given enough free time - would totally run a food blog of her own centered on feel-good vegetarian cooking and creative baking.

[i_am_your_host]

Emcee would be on Twitter and Instagram 24/7. They would look almost exactly like Alan Cumming's when he was in Cabaret, just lots of backstage and dressing room photos and 6-second videos.

[annalalaith]

You know I have no idea what social media my pups would use. I do know that I have a baby parakeet asleep on the back of my neck.

[cassiefuckingcage]

This is pretty much obligatory.

[rudderless]

Clem: Tinder, various beauty gurus (whom she probably trolls) on YouTube, Instagram for selfie purposes. She makes frequent appearances on Raineesha's Twitter. She also runs her own website. And yes, she sells pictures for $$s according to canon. Her profile has so many blinkies. So many.

Dixie: Would be on Spotify, have her own Youtube channel, probably be a frequent Instagram video user.

Juliet: Facebook. Facebook all day everyday. Everyone sees pictures of her pets and gets status updates on her life along with helpful tips.

Pinkie: Is everywhere on every social media network in the universe trying to reach everybody.

Eponine: Follows the Amis around on Facebook or the like; obsessively stalks Marius everywhere. Or pre-M'ways Ep would.