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[thisisnotajournal]

From not_my_sandbox:

Post in your pups and tag other comments to answer the question:

"You and I are in the back of a police car. What are the first four words out of your mouth?"

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[dejah_thoris]

Dejah Thoris (dejah_thoris) (John Carter
Tars Tarkas(we_dont_fly) (John Carter)
Alex Drake (lady_bols) (Ashes To Ashes)
Earl (longtonguedog) (Saving Grace)
John Silver (an_honest_man) (Treasure island)
Vert (la_fee_verte) (The Absinthe Faerie)
Vlad (vojvode) (Bram Stoker's Dracula)

[sunbaked_baker]

"No, don't kill them."



("Yes, I know it'd be quicker and simpler but these guys were just doing their jobs and really the world needs more people like them. Just... calm down and try to look as un-vampirelike as possible, could you? We can leave once we're out of the car.")

w/Dejah

[notapilot]

"Sports bar, bad idea."

[2goodarms]

"Seriously? Again? Goddammit, Tars."

[headed4hell]

"Time for a miracle."



And/or: "Do angels HAVE fingerprints?"

[thisisnotajournal]

Voodoo
Mako
Kuvira
B.J Blazkowicz
Connor Kenway
Ellie
Maverick
Sterling Archer

[hecu_marine]

"Fucker had it comin'."

[truckasaurus_mitts]

"STOP. SINGING. DANGER ZONE."

[last_kallig]

Ibani (Star Wars: the Old Republic)

[the_force_abides]

"I'll cover for you." (With a gesture towards the side of the car away from the police officers.

[genarti]

HA. Yes, all right.

Enjolras (who may well have personal experience with this, if we adjust for no cars)
Cosette Fauchelevent Pontmercy
Kazul (if we adjust for her not fitting in a car)
Thor Odinson
Trowa Barton
River Tam

[maid_of_tarth]

Enjolras:

Combeferre: "Are you all right?" (alternatively: "I told you so.")

Jean Prouvaire: "That was well fought."

(for purposes of humor I'm assuming they were arrested after hijinks and not something serious and/or boring)

[bjornwilde]

To make this interesting, I'll go with folks least likely to get caught by the police or to need to be caught by police.
Hank McCoy
Selina Kyle
The Luidaeg
Izana

[heatherandsteel]

It could be worse.

Selina

[last_kallig]

"Steel handcuffs, how quaint."

Yeah, standard issue police cuffs would not stop Ibani at all if she wanted to cause trouble. As for corrupt cops attempting anything....well, we really suggest that they don't. Ibani is very good at being at least Batman levels of scary. *G*

[runningred]

To Selina - "Kitten, on three; jump."

[bcgphoenix]

*cackling* YES.

Felix Gaeta
Curtis Everett
Bolin
Olivia Dunham

[wheatencrown]

(I'm imagining Louis there as well.)

I think they're cute. (She would be laughing at the idea of being arrested. I imagine naked swimming was involved.)

[camwyn]

Gordon Freeman
Adrian Shephard
Ellen Park
El Santo
Fawkes
Wee Mad Arthur
Edward Kenway
Stacker Pentecost
Varric Tethras

[inquisitions_anchor]

"...Does this always happen?"

[the_lioness]

Alanna
Thayet
Grace Hanadarko
Karou
Doctor Evil
Elizabeth Turner
Lana Kane
Derek Hale
Sparks Nevada

[brobrobrobrobro]

We kill cops, bro?

[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine

Yrael

w/Yrael

[salty_witch]

"Well, that was fun!"

[shes_so_fetch]

Lady Mary
Carol Danvers
Stiles
May Daye (even though nobody outside canon knows her yet XD)

[headed4hell]

"Have fun explaining, kid!"

*winks at the Sheriff*

[ceitfianna]

Will Scarlett
Charles Xavier
Quentin
William Evans
Sameth
Moist von Lipwig
Jane Austen
Demeter
Ivan Vorpatril
Tumnus

[runningred]

Moist - "Your lock-picks or mine?"

William - "Don't worry, got this."

Charles - "Your way's less messy."

[inlovewithwords]

I'm pretty sure of mine only Henry is not guaranteed to become acquainted with being arrested at least once...

Eriond
Henry Mills
Evelyn Trevelyan
Lois Lane
Tavi
Anakin Skywalker

I realize it's late, but...

[leeshajoy]

Alyx Vance
Vanellope von Schweetz
Twilight Sparkle

(D0G and Luna would not be inside the police car under any circumstances.)

Re: I realize it's late, but...

[dragon_dealt]

(They can hang out with Kazul in the You're Under Arrest As Soon As We Can Figure Out How To Physically Manage That field, perhaps!)

[runningred]

Posting from my lunch break

Jason Todd
Sinric
Diaval
Minx and David
Olivier

[heatherandsteel]

To Diaval: I can get us out.

To Jason: I hate Gotham.