DE: Internet speak

[bjornwilde]

 What internet slang would describe your pup best? For example, Selina = YOLO. 

ETA: A helpful database for internet acronyms or this internet slang words database.

Comments

[mnt_mike]

Mike: DTF
The Loompas: DIAF
Raph: /Rage Face/
Aang: Cinnamon Roll

[alexiscartwheel]

So Mike is the Sinnamon Roll of your roster?

[bjornwilde]

Ahsoka: PMFJIH, i.e. pardon me for jumping in here
Briareus: SOS, i.e. same old shit. MEH is tempting also.
Hank: SWAG, i.e. scientific wild ass guess
Izana: IBC, i.e. inadequate, but cute (At least at present)
Luidaeg: FML, i.e. fuck my life
Quinlan: tl;dr, i.e. too long, didn't read.
Rollo: FMB, i.e. fight me bro
Sam: HMU, i.e. hit me up. Precious cinnamon roll could work, but I don't know that it counts.
Selina: as per the example, YOLO; i.e. you only live once

*searches for entirely too long through internet acronym database*

[sunbaked_baker]

Yrael: SLATFATF (So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish)

Zelgadiss: SNAFU (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up)

Sunshine: Precious Cinnamon Roll Your Fave is Problematic TGAL (Think Globally, Act Locally)

[alexiscartwheel]

May = Looks Like A Cinnamon Roll, Could Actually Kill You

Carol = non-compliant

Stiles = SMH

Lady Mary = problematic fave

Tracksuit Draculas = In Soviet Russia, tracksuit wears you

[bjornwilde]

Cackling at Carol's answer. Both because it is perfect, and for the meta.

[alexiscartwheel]

alternatively,

Mary = all the lonely Starbucks lovers

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

....I'm here to claim I Am Not A Lawyer for Bossuet before Bahorel gets here.

[have_no_mercy]

Tess is totally ICTYBTIHTKY (I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You).