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ways_back_room2016-06-24 08:42 am
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Fic Friday
Post in with your pups to get prompts for short Fic pieces. Length can be 6 word, 140 characters, or the Dreamwidth character limit for comments; whatever inspires.
I will be in court though, so you guys will have to gives prompts to each other. :D
I will be in court though, so you guys will have to gives prompts to each other. :D
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AT: vRISKA IS, uH, i THINK SHE'S DEAD!
CG: WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
AT: aRADIA
AT: kARKAT
AT: i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
CG: HANG ON
CG: ARADIA DID YOU JUST FUCKING MURDER VRISKA
AA: n0t yet
AA: which i supp0se to a time traveller means
AA: yes
CG: WHY?????????????????????
AA: it was missi0n critical
AA: als0, fun
CG: FUCK
AT: hANG ON, sHE'S, uH, tALKING
CG: THAT MEANS SHE'S ALIVE, TAVROS
CG: I MEAN, PROBABLY
CG: TEREZI, I KNOW YOU JUST SET OUT ON SOME TOP SECRET BULLSHIT MISSION TO BANISH OUR TOP ALLY BUT I NEED YOU TO COME BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
CG: VRISKA HAS BEEN CRITICALLY INJURED
CG: TEREZI?
AT: sHE SAYS, sHE'S DYING
CG: OKAY, QUICK UPDATE, VRISKA IS DYING
CG: GET BACK
CG: OR AT LEAST GET BACK ON TROLLIAN
CG: SOLLUX, ARADIA FUCKING MURDERED VRISKA
TA: good.
CG: THAT'S NOT HELPFUL, SHE'S YOUR ROBOT EX-GIRLFRIEND
TA: kk vrii2ka u2ed me to murder aradiia fiir2t
TA: a2 far a2 iim concerned 2he had iit comiing
CG: OKAY, SEE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR ME TO HAVE
TA: 2o yeah iif thiis iis the poiint where our iinternal ten2iions iineviitiiably collap2e our fragiile alliiance2 iim gonna go kiill eriidan
CG: NO, DON'T DO THAT, THAT'S THE THING YOU SHOULDN'T DO
CG: SOLLUX?
CG: SOLLUX??
CG: GAMZEE, WHAT IS TEREZI DOING? YOU CAN SEE HERE, RIGHT?
CT: sHe Is OuT lIkE a LiGhT bRo
CT: aLl SnUgGlY aNd ShIT
CG: WAKE HER UP
CG: DROP SOMETHING ON HER
CT: wHy WoUlD i Go AnD dO sOmE sHiT lIkE tHaT?
CT: lIl BiTcHtItS iS aLl TuCkErEd OuT
CG: TALKING TO YOU IS LIKE THE LEAST USEFUL THING I COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
CC: 38O karcuttle what did you tell my bouyfrond???
CG: FEFERI, PERFECT, ARE YOU WITH HIM?
CG: EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART!
CC: i knoooow
CC: solelux said you told him to go krill eridan!!
CG: THAT'S LIKE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I TOLD HIM
CG: HOLD ON
CG: KANAYA, ISN'T A SYLPH LIKE A HEALING CLASS?
CG: THAT'S SOMETHING SOMEONE PROBABLY DEFINITELY TOLD ME ONCE
CG: OR MAYBE JUST WISHFUL THINKING
CG: ANYWAY LONG STORY SHORT WE NEED A HEALER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
CG: KANAYA?
CT: D-> Karkat, I feel it's incumbent on me to notify you that the moment of inevitable %% has come.
CT: D-> We of the Blue Team have tolerated this alliance long enough and have made an e%ecutive decision
CT: D-> Uh, apparently.
CT: D-> E%trapolating from Aradia's actions
CG: HOLY SHIT EQUIUS I AM JUGGLING ABOUT A MILLION THINGS RIGHT NOW BUT I PROMISE YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF THE LIST
CG: THE LIST OF PEOPLE I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
CG: JUST, HOLD ON
CG: ERIDAN
CG: LOOK, SOLLUX IS GOING TO MESSAGE YOU SAYING SOME CRAZY THINGS
CA: cant talk now kar gotta pissblood usurper to fuckin vaporize
CG: NO!!!!
CG: YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE AND KEEP MURDERING ANGELS
CG: THAT'S AN ORDER
CA: nah
AT: sHE, uH, wANTS ME TO MOVE HER
CG: I AM PRETTY SURE WHEN PEOPLE ARE CRITICALLY INJURED THEY SHOULDN'T BE MOVED, THAT'S LIKE THE ONE THING I DO KNOW ABOUT CRITICALLY INJURED PEOPLE TAVROS!!
AT: sHE IS, uM, pRETTY INSISTENT,
CG: TELL HER TO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN AND THAT DEAD PEOPLE DON'T GET A VOTE
CT: D-> This is a formal declaration of war, Mister Vantas
CG: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ZAHAAK OR I WILL TELL YOUR MOIRAIL ON YOU
CG: FEFERI YOU HAVE GO TO AUSPICISTIZE THESE SHITHEADS
CG: I KNOW IT IS A FLAGRANT TRESPASS OF YOUR RESPECTIVE QUADRANTS BUT I HAVE SO MUCH ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW I AM LIKE A FAT GUY AT ONE-TRIP BUFFET
CG: ARADIA MURDERED VRISKA AND ALL THE WHEELS ARE COMING OFF
CC: oh nooooo! 38O! did anyone fish her yet?
CG: FEFERI YOUR FISH PUNS ARE BEGINNING TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU
CG: SPEAKING OF WHICH
CG: NEPETA YOU HAVE TO GET EQUIUS UNDER CONTROL
AC: :33< karkitty equius says vwhiskers is dead!!!
AC: :33< and that i am now respawnsible for all cat burglary in the game!
AC: :33< but also that i am not allowed to purrloin anything because its unladylike
CG: OUT OF THE FRYING PAN AND INTO THE FUCKING FLOUNDER
CG: UNBELIEVABLE
GA: Karkat
GA: Where Is This Emergency
CG: THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING QUESTION, HANG ON
CC: *KISS* her!
CC: If someone kisses her her dreamself is activated as a second life!
CG: WAIT, THAT'S WHAT THOSE FUCKING THINGS ARE FOR?
CG: TAVROS FIRST, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, SECOND, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KISSING DEAD PEOPLE?
AT: no8ody's smooching any8ody, vantas
CG: THIS IS GOOD, THIS IS WHAT WE NEEDED
AT: i am going to die
AT: 8ut i will die in my quest cocoon
AT: and rise as a god
AT: no one is going to 8e allowed to interfere in this destined ascension
AT: least of all pupa pan here!!!
AT: 8ut even more leastly, a gar8age 8lood 8ossy malcontent like you!
CG: YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP AND TALK TO TAVROS
CG: I MEAN, VRISKA HIJACKING TAVROS BODY
CG: I CAN'T
CG: I CAN'T DEAL WITH HER
CG: NO ONE CAN DEAL WITH HER BUT YOU
CG: OKAY CHANGE OF PLANS, FORGET ABOUT VRISKA
GA: Vriska
GA: Is This About Vriska
CG: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT VRISKA?
CG: LOOK, I NEED YOU TO GO HELP FEFERI RESTRAIN ERIDAN AND SOLLUX, THOSE TWO CLOWNS ARE ABOUT TO FINALLY THROW DOWN AND IT HAS TO BE STOPPED
GA: Great. Where Are They
CG: *FUCK*
CG: FEFERI
CA: hey i'm chasing after solelux, is fishka okay???
CG: WHO CARES
CG: WHERE ARE ERIDAN AND SOLLUX NOW?
CA: i'll send you his last message with eridan
CG: GREAT
CT: D-> Please notify the highb100d I will be approaching him personally for a dual of honor
CT: D-> It is the courtesy he deserves as the highest ranking member of your crew of stink-b100ded h001igans
CT: D-> I would warn him myself but he is not responding to messages
CT: D-> And also, it would be
CT: D-> Discourteous
TA: you. me. the biigge2t braiin complex. briing your legendary piiece of sshiit.
CG: GAMZEE, EQUIUS IS ON THE WAY, GO HIDE SOME WHERE, THAT GUY IS RIDICULOUS BUT HE'S ALSO RIDICULOUSLY STRONG
TC: tHaNkS fOr ThE hEaDs Up BrO!
TC: iLl CrAcK a BoTtLe Of ThE wIcKeD eLiXeR aNd PuT aN eXtRa PiE iN tHe OvEn
CG: GAMZEE, HE IS COMING TO KILL YOU
TC: nO mAn HeS mY gOoD bRo WeLl JuSt ChIlL
CG: NGGHHH
CG: EQUIUS IS HEADING TO THE LAND OF TENTS AND MIRTH AND HE'S COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL
GA: Equius Too
CG: FUCK WRONG WINDOW
CG: EQUIUS. LAND OF TENTS AND MIRTH. MAKE IT RAIN DIAMONDS IN THAT BITCH.
AC: :OO<
AC: :33< on my way!
CG: OKAY ERIDAN AND SOLLUX ARE DUELLING IN THE LAND OF BRAINS AND FIRE, THE BIGGEST BRAIN COMPLEX
CG: FEFERI IS ON HER WAY
CG: BUT I'M SURE SHE NEEDS BACKUP
GA: On it.
AA: f0r y0ur edificati0n karkat
AA: i w0nt be killing any0ne else
AA: and vriska will indeed rise as a g0d
AA: as i said
AA: missi0n critical
CG: I LIKED YOU A LOT BETTER BEFORE YOU WERE A ROBOT
AA: me t00
CG: SHIT THAT'S DEPRESSING
AA: y0u are a g00d leader karkat
CG: THAT WOULD REALLY BE A LOT MORE COMFORTING IF YOU HADN'T JUST MURDERED SOMEONE
AT: kARKAT, sHE'S DYING
CG: AM I CAUGHT IN A LOOP HERE?
AT: wE ARE AT THE COCOON, aND, sHE IS DYING, sLOWLY
CG: OH GOD
AT: sHE IS, uH, sUFFERING
AT: sHE WANTS ME TO, uM, pUT HER OUT OF OUR, uH, mISERY
CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CG: BUDDY
CG: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
CG: I THINK YOU HAVE TO DO IT
TA: i, i CAN'T
CG: TAVROS
TA: i CAN'T DO THIS
CG: I TOLD YOU A LONG TIME AGO TAVROS
CG: DON'T PLAY GAMES FOR GIRLS
CG: YOU DON'T HAVE THE GLOBES FOR IT
CG: BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE
CG: YOU ARE IN THE SHIT
CG: YOU'VE GOT TO DO THIS
TA: i
TA: i
adiosToreader has signed off
CG: I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD WAKE UP
AC: :33< hey karkitty equius is pawcified
AC: :33< i calmed him right down!
AC: :33< we're having tea and pie with mister meowkara now
AC: :33< thank you so much for rwarning me!
CG: SURE
CG: UH
CG: DON'T EAT THAT PIE
CG: BUT MAYBE MAKE SURE EQUIUS GETS A COUPLE SLICES
GA: We Caught Up To Them
CG: ARE THEY OKAY?
GA: The Duel Began, But We Were Able To Interrupt It With Little Damage Done
GA: I Am Escorting Eridan Back To His Land And Will Keep An Eye On Him For A Little While
GA: Feferi Is With Sollux
GA: You Did A Good Job Karkat
CG: TALK TO VRISKA ABOUT THAT
CG: OR TAVROS
CC: 38D thank you karcatfish!
CC: everything is ocray!
CC: sollux has a lil haddock
CC: but that will teach him not to run off half-cod!
CC: thank you so much!!!!
CG: GREAT
CG: GREAT
GC: K4RK4T
GC: 1'M SORRY
GC: 1 W4S 4SL33P
GC: 1 S4W TH3 WHOL3 TH1NG FROM PROSP1T
GC: VR1SK4... 1T W4S 4WFUL
CG: I'M SORRY TEREZI
CG: EVERYTHING SPUN OUT OF CONTROL AND I COULDN'T...
CG: I JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT
GC: WH4T H4PP3N3D???
GC: 1S 4NYBODY 3LS3 D3AD?
GC: OR HURT?
CG: NO
CG: I GUESS NOT
GC: SOUNDS L1K3 YOU H4NDL3D TH1NGS TO M3
CG: NO, EVERYONE ELSE DID IT
CG: KANAYA, FEFERI, NEPETA
CG: I JUST SAT HERE AND SCREECHED AT PEOPLE
GC: 1SN'T TH4T WH4T 4 L34D3R IS?
CG: NO.
GC: <3
CG: <3
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And that comic is repurposed later in the comic here; Both the comic before that (Karkat's conversation with Terezi) and the comic after it (the big animation [S] Make Her Pay, where shit hits the fan) are relevant to the fic.
I wanted to write about the same events from everyone else's perspective, and to show what Karkat's main function as a leader was.
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When he meets the kid with the red cap, he barely pays attention at first; it sounds like his whole world runs on something like Tavros's Fiduspawn games. But Nepeta and the kid get along, and she's fascinated by all the little animals he can create from the balls he carries, and Karkat tags along to make sure... well, mostly to make sure she doesn't eat any of them.
And then he falls in love.
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(Also, I love Nepeta.)
Thank you!
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CG: SHE LIVES UNDERWATER
CA: what if i showed up at her door with a recording of music and a series of cards silently telling her about my secret forbidden love for her
CG: SHE STILL LIVES UNDERWATER
CG: AND IT'S NOT REALLY FORBIDDEN SHE'S JUST DATING SOMEONE ELSE
CA: well look kar thats at least two people forbiddin me right there
CG: NO
CA: what if i wait until shes fuckin ancient and come visit her everyday in the hospital and tell her about our legendary love affair
CG: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE
CA: shes gonna be too senile to remember that kar obviously
CG: OKAY, THAT'S AN UNBELIEVABLY SLOW PLAY FIRST AND SECOND HER LIFE SPAN IS LONGER THAN YOURS
CA: kar i feel like youre not really trying to help here
CA: i mean no offense but it aint really constructive criticism im hearin here
CG: LOOK IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A HUGE SHOWY GESTURE
CG: WHAT IF
CG: YOU GREW AS A PERSON AND MOVED ON
CG: AND THEN YEARS LATER, WHEN SHE AND SOLLUX BREAK UP, SHE LOOKS YOU UP
CA: or hell wait until the mustardblood is dead right well both outlive him by centuries
CG: RIGHT, THAT'S A GREAT EXAMPLE OF AN AWFUL THING TO SAY
CG: PERFECT
CA: kar name one movie where that happened
CG: THE ONE ABOUT THE GIRL WHO DUMPS HER MATESPRIT AND THEN THEY BOTH GO ON SHORELEAVE TO THE SAME CONQUERED PLANET, FEATURING AWKWARD DAYWALKER PUPPET ROCK OPERA
CA: wow had that one locked an loaded huh
CG: CONSIDER IT
CA: wait isnt that the other girl who comes back to him
CG: CAN YOU REALLY AFFORD TO WORRY ABOUT IF YOU GET TROLL KRISTEN BELL OR TROLL MILA KUNIS?
CA: what if i run into her burning house to rescue some kinda precious heirloom of our time together
CG: I AM OFFICIALLY BREAKING UP WITH THIS CONVERSATION
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Chuck - this journal
Legolas - findsthesun.dreamwidth.org
Sebastian - inanhour.dreamwidth.org
Currently on mobile but I'll pop by post breakfast to give prompts and things :)
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wow it's obvious I haven't written in forever
Outside the shell of the Jaeger, there's almost nothing under his control. Inside himself, there's even less. But the space between his skin and the Jaeger -- that's a territory he knows how to navigate.
He hums something tuneless, and takes another measurement.
Re: wow it's obvious I haven't written in forever
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Clint-spotlight
Chuck-Aussie
Sebastian-matching
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(Chuck in my head is like HEY ME BEING AUSTRALIAN IS NOT IN QUESTION, MR. MAYBE CANADIAN)
(it's weirdly friendly shouting)
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But his claimed identity doesn't stretch as huge as a country. He's part of Striker Eureka, he's a Jaeger pilot, he's a ranger of the PPDC, he's the Chaz who shed the name the first time some American pilots cracked a joke --
(He's a boy watching Sydney beneath him disappear in a ball of light, the air pressure knocking the helicopter he's in sideways across the sky. He knows he didn't actually see it, knows the heli was already landed, that he was wrapped in his dad's arms in a bunker underground -- but he remembers it. Some mashup of newsreels and imaginings and nightmares. The silence, and the heat, and the fear.)
It only really matters when other people spew bullshit. It only really matters when idiots don't know basic foodstuff. It only really matters when he hasn't heard an accent he recognizes in his bones in years.
It doesn't really matter. He's a person, isn't he? People are people everywhere.
(It matters a lot.)
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How can he learn to be Sebastian, without a Viola to be his counter-balance? Without a clever reflection to show him his flaws?
He relies on imperfect memory, and a lifetime of companionship. If only he had the wit, to be Viola as well as Sebastian, to be his own counter-balance. If only fate had saved her instead of him, for he's certain she could accomplish it where he cannot.
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Yrael
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Yrael -- the more things change
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You put a little of yourself into everything you make. Every artist or craftsman knows this. You make your art with love and care, imbuing it with your meaning so that it comes through to others who experience what you've made.
Sunshine's anger has subsided into a background simmer by the time the cinnamon rolls come out of the oven. She almost throws them all away then and there, for fear of what might have been baked into them. But she doesn't.
The very sincere praise she receives later, that these were probably the best cinnamon rolls she had ever made, makes her skin crawl.
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... anything like that /handwaves. <3
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Quentin
William Evans
Sameth
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Quentin - Canada
(>.>)
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Neither of them have ever asked him where he's from which is part of the blind fosterage deal but sometimes he wouldn't mind saying more as that's where he's from. He can be Canadian and not let on who he is.
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