Friday DE

[bjornwilde]

Describe your pup's canon or story as a click bait headline. 

Comments

[whiiiip_laaaash]

Virginia Teen Discovers One Weird Trick For Avoiding Police - Federal Guards Hate Him

Yrael

[mogget_cat]

The Rise of Necromancers and How to Make it Stop

10 Things the Government Won't Tell You About the Dead

9 Reasons You Can Blame the Recession on Necromancers

What You Don't Know About Free Magic Could Kill You

If anyone needs help, there's a great Clickbait Title Generator.

Re: Yrael

[bigarmy_strangepants]

Clever little generator: 12 reasons Vikings are the end of the world as we know it

Sunshine

[sunbaked_baker]

What the Government Doesn't Want You to Know about Vampires

8 Reasons Vampires Will Change the Way You Think About Everything

10 Ways Vampires Can Suck the Life Out of You

The Rise of Vampires and How to Make it Stop

10 Ways Fighting Vampires Can Help You Live to 100

[venerable_ibis]

Local Man Believes He Was Self-Created--And YOU Won't Believe What He Has For A Head!

[feminine_menace]

Think It's Just A Bitmap? The Truth Will Shock You!

[doesitbotheryou]

Teens from the country discover government conspiracy that will shock you!

[el_enmascarado_de_plata]

A Martian Invader Unmasked Mexico's Most Famous Wrestler - You Won't Believe What Happened Next

[explosive_artist]

12 reasons rebellion is the end of the world as we know it - and why you should feel fine.

[garde723]

Generator gave me, Guns don't kill people -- monsters kill people, and I ma laughing.

Alt: You'll be shocked at the things this person did for love!

[isawit]

Local teen's method for getting ahead and why cops hate her for it!

[jedi_interrupted]

Local girl walks away from everything she's ever known -- what happens next will shock you!

[littlesynthgirl]

what the government doesn't want you to know about robots

(fitting)

[likeroaringlions]

...Generator gave me "the rise of william douglas and how to make it stop"

yeah uh

that's it, that's the canon

thanks for reminding me

[angry_friendship_wolf]

I used the clickbait generator and got:

8 Deadly Uses For Digimon.
12 Reasons Digimon Are The End of the World As We Know It.
101 Unusual Uses For Digimon.

[cottoncandypink]

8 Things you didn't know about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza - You won't believe #5!

[have_no_mercy]

101 unusual uses for meteorites!

The rise of the First Order and how to make it stop!

[i_am_your_host]

25 ways life was a cabaret until Nazis ruined it for everyone!

[ceitfianna]

The Fae really are everywhere and could kill you, how to protect yourself.

Is your loved one a Fae? Here's how to tell.

October Daye, rogue Changeling, loyal knight, we know the truth!

The truth about the Cuban Missile Crisis!

What really happens at Xavier's School will shock you!

8 secrets that will shock you about the Barrayaran court!

5 ways being a cowboy was more horrible than you knew.

7 tricks to spot a conman. We know their secrets.

Is there a goddess in your home? 3 ways to find out.

10 true stories of the Narnian court that they don't want you to know.

Jane Austen's forbidden romance!

5 tricks of how to survive like Robin of Sherwood's men!

[death_gone_mad]

I'll just describe the quests Amascut is involved in, because turning the whole canon into a clickbait title would be extremely difficult

Prince Purloined! Find out who abducted Ali!

You won't believe who is really behind princely kidnapping! Is there a Menaphos connection??!?

Foreign idiot desecrates high priest's tomb!

SECRETS REVEALED in ancient tunnels beneath twin cities.

Ancient Tunnels reveal MORE SECRETS but existence of strange cult and who is really behind it WILL SHOCK YOU

Local Woman ABDUCTED by cult, twin sister offers massive reward for rescue

Foreign idiot attempts to establish monkey colony. IS THIS BEGINNING OF IMMIGRANT MONKEY INVASION? Read to find out.

7 unforeseen consequences of killing the devourer of worlds OR Space aliens have souls, and they are delicious!

[runningred]

That happened to Jay in canon.

ROBIN WILL DIE BECAUSE THE JOKER WANTS REVENGE. BUT YOU CAN PREVENT IT WITH A TELEPHONE CALL.

[moonandstar]

This Released Convict Delivered a Gift to a Drug Addict - You Won't Believe What Happened Next!