Sneaky Ninja Attack Mistletoe™

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Tonight (EST), when Eros enters the bar, he will be pleased to notice the presence of mistletoe. However, he will become upset upon noticing how his fellow patrons are, in general, treating it - i.e. avoiding it, cursing its name, giving it ugly looks, etc. After a short conversation with the sprig (they speak the shared language of lurrrve) Eros will decide to give the mistletoe Sneaky Ninja Powers™.

Basically, the original mistletoe will hang in the same place. However, if it notices anyone actively avoiding it, or generally being mean, it will duplicate itself. The duplicate will then, with Sneaky Ninja Skill™, move until it hangs above that patron's head. It will do so in such a way that it never actually seems to move - if you're looking at it, it will hang perfectly still, looking innocent. But once you look away...

The only time the magic mistletoe will actively react is when someone tries to pull it down. In that case it will dodge, ninja-style, pulling just out of reach. It, however, is easily destroyed by, say, magic fire or something along those lines. If you do burn up or otherwise pulverize a Sneaky Ninja Mistletoe Sprig™, the others will stay the heck away from you.

If you wish to be stalked by mistletoe, please sign up here, or contact me sometime tonight on AIM (rajrr101). Really, I won't have you stalked unless you ask, but you can feel free to write your own character followed (especially after today, or if I'm not online at the time.)

ETA: Since people have been bringing it up, this will take place around 10PM EST. That's in about 6 hours from... now.

Comments

[fairest1.livejournal.com]

You are evil. Your Grab-n-go cup shall be issued shortly.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

I am evil. And proud. But not proud enough to admit that... I don't get it.

[notsoyoung.livejournal.com]

I am so loving you.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Awww. *loves you back*

[blackcatbrennan.livejournal.com]

...

The scary thing is, I am tempted to go for this with some of my characters.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Dooooo it!

effing BRILLIANT

[the-hosepipe.livejournal.com]

I love you. Have I ever told you that? No, wait -- I don't think we've ever met. Nonetheless, I love you.

(Translation: Sign my character up!)

Also:

However, if it notices anyone actively avoiding it, or generally being mean, it will duplicate itself. The duplicate will then, with Sneaky Ninja Skill™, move until it hangs above that patron's head.

Wait a sec! So this stuff could potentially reproduce itself like rabbits, couldn't it?

Re: effing BRILLIANT

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Re: rabbits. Yes. Yes it could.

You are officially sign'd! Or would be if I was keeping an official list.

[coolhandlucas.livejournal.com]

And I just brought Lucas in for the night, as well. *eg* Sign him up!

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Fair warning that this isn't going to start for a few hours - err, 6, at least. (At around 10 my time.)

[ezekiel-36-27.livejournal.com]

Zeke could use it. ::signs name::

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Ah, more prey. :D

[eternal-boy.livejournal.com]

Nick is kissing QUITE enough people, thank you. :baps him for being a man-h0r: Mozenrath, however, could use the misletoe. As could Apropos.

[lucius-lacroix.livejournal.com]

I must agree that Nicolas seems to be a bit too fond of the kissing these days.

However, poor LaCroix gets very little kissing.

He would like to keep it this way.

His -mun, on the other hand... is evil. And therfore decrees that for the time being he should be stalked by mistletoe.

If that's alright with Eros.

[pampered-puss.livejournal.com]

Puss is new in the bar. He would like to make friends.

Friends who will kiss him!

Please stalk him, Mr. Mistletoe.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Hee! He hardly needs it, really. He could just use The Eyes™.

Signed up!

[mnt_mike]

Here's hoping I make it back in time,...if I do Mike will want to play.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

It'll start in about 6 hours, and will likely go on for quite a while.

[notinthefett.livejournal.com]

Yeah, do TrinaWarren bad, baby.

Translation: Yes please.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Noted!

[skjaldmeyjar.livejournal.com]

If the Valkyrie gets back in time... do it. Mwhahahaha

[tropes.livejournal.com]

*is horribly tempted*

*must consult with certain other muns*

XD

[bloodyrockgod]

Charlie would love to be stalked by Mistletoe With Intent. (Almost goes without saying, doens't it? Poor boyslut.)

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Groovy. :)

I guess, in comparison, Val would have to be stalked by Mistletoe Within Tent.

*cough*

[bob_the_skull]

Errr - doesn't really have any characters that would 'actively' avoid it -

Bob - currently sitting directly under it - or, as directly as possible as he's on the bar and can't get any closer - but, he can pretend to avoid it to get a sprig directly above him on purpose! ;)

Martouf - doens't know what it is, nor would he avoid it once he did

Connor - wouldn't quite park himself under, but wouldn't object to being near it either

Van Helsing - well, he's leaving tonight - so, unless magic mistletoe can follow him home, no go.

Bob: *plots*

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Well, if Bob's sitting there looking hopeful, the mistletoe might take pity and wander on over?

[notsoyoung.livejournal.com]

Ah hell, if David's still around, go for it.

Armand (angelus_amadeo), too.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Groovy. ;)

[andmisterhyde.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd like to be stalked. Hyde hates the freakin' mistletoe. ^_^

[anthy-rosebride.livejournal.com]

... It's almost redundant. And yet.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

And yet... yes?

[furikku.livejournal.com]

I don't think pikachu OR 95-tan would particularly care all that much about mistletoe, but I want you to know that your mistletoe icon amuses me endlessly.

[winged-eros.livejournal.com]

Heehee. :D Thanks. It's sneaky!

[prince-arithon.livejournal.com]

It would be amusing to do something like that to Arithon. Unfortunately he
A) Doesn't know what it is and
B) Would object with extreme prejudice and destructive magics.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__ix__/]

Although Ford doesn't have a particularly sound knowledge of Earthling botanical customs, this is the first time he's had access to alcohol, party-age and attractive fellow life-forms in quite some time. He'd probably welcome some mistletoe action.

(Translation: Yes please!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_courage_/]

Mistletoe me, if you please.

Anyone else having trouble containing their mirth?