DE: Doable New Year's Resolutions

[yakalskovich]

This is an invention of Cam's with quite some tradition, so why not try it here: formulate a New Year's resolution you can totally fulfil, like not starting a revolution in Arkansas, not teaching your young cat how to tapdance or not killing your boss with a blunt battle-axe. Overly specific, slightly ridiculous and definitely something you can keep.

Bonus: formulate them for your charries, too. Hannibal, for example, could resolve not to make mermaid sushi for everybody, not to build a temple to Quetzalcoatl in the forest, and not to go skinny-dipping with Javert.

Go wild!