DE: Doable New Year's Resolutions

[yakalskovich]

This is an invention of Cam's with quite some tradition, so why not try it here: formulate a New Year's resolution you can totally fulfil, like not starting a revolution in Arkansas, not teaching your young cat how to tapdance or not killing your boss with a blunt battle-axe. Overly specific, slightly ridiculous and definitely something you can keep.

Bonus: formulate them for your charries, too. Hannibal, for example, could resolve not to make mermaid sushi for everybody, not to build a temple to Quetzalcoatl in the forest, and not to go skinny-dipping with Javert.

Go wild!

Comments

[tire_moi_mes_bottes]

Bossuet would like to assure you all that he will not be sporting a mullet any time soon.

[varadia]

Ysalwen is definitely not going to develop chill in her interpersonal relationships.

X resolves not to use contractions in her speech unless it is for a cover identity.

Wonder Woman's costume will not involve pants.

Flemeth resolves not to give a straightforward answer even if the world is ending.

Classical music is dead to Dean.

[mogget_cat]

*double-checks list* Wait. Not starting a revolution in Arkansas? Oh. Damn.

[cook_the_rude]

Oh, that was me -- it's totally valid for you to start a revolution in Arkansas. I can even help you with it, just not start it by myself.

[mogget_cat]

Would that make you accessory to revolution? That counts! *snugz*

[ostro_goth]

I said nothing about accessorizing, just about starting.

**very evil grin**

[cottoncandypink]

I will totally decide what colour to do my hair before I leave the salon today.

[bjornwilde]

Rollo vows to never drink mead with a draugr.
Sabine will not aid the Empire.
Ahsoka will not take over a Hutt cartel.
Eliot will drink fabulous mixed alcohols whose recipe he invents.
Touji with not become a member of a terrorist organization.
Hank will not falsify scientific data.
Selina will not buy tickets to the GCPD's policemen's ball but will attend anyway.
Sam will not steal Cap's shield from Steve.
Izana will not lead a mutiny aboard the Sidonia.

Oh, and for me, I will not perform a physics experiment in my garage which results in tearing the fabric of space.

[death_gone_mad]

Amascut promises to break at least one (1) promise.