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Okay, one more post, and than the spam is done.

Thank you so much everyone for the feedback! (Oi, my inbox, it is tres dead.) Hurrah future lake party! *does proud geek dance*

Now, the real question: who does not want to be involved/seduced by the nympho? No offense will be taken, and, of course, I have firm ideas of my own who will not be getting a personal tour of the french underground.

Even better, who wants to play with the frenchie? Let's have a poll then. Trust me, she's really flexible. *winks*

Ta!

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Liz'd be pleased to chat, but if she's going to get embroiled in a very NOT IC lesbian interaction, she's holding out for Tonks.

Mat would love to play with Fleur, in whatever sense Fleur desires. Pretty women are quite his hobby.

I think we'll leave the Milliways Cow out of the discussion, because that's just got the potential to be squicky. ;)

But what if you're denying the Milliways cow its one true love? Wouldn't you rather see it happy than pining for Fleur?

Says Miss Hamster Porn.

No cow kthnksby

You are also evil in a fun way.

*laughs* Well, I try

No worries, Fleur is going to have to work to get into the woman lovin'.

We shall have to play then. I think we need a poker night as well.

Er...thank you no cow? *hides*

*snorts in laughter* I don't know how, but you are so the Fleur in my head. Nice going.

I'd love to have Rodya interact with Fleur a bit. Not sure how well he'll deal with such a forceful woman, though. :-D

Nah, the Cow already has its true love.

Cow/Stomach OTP!

When the Cow says it wants to be eaten, it does not mean it in a euphemistic way. *crosses eyes*

Hey, I'm trying to spare you! I figured that hamster and turtle porn was quite enough to be getting on with. However, if you disagree, the Cow can always develop a gut-wrenching crush on Chuchu. :)

*spits out her water and almost chokes* Oh dear...

Yeah, Mat'll like Fleur just fine. His primary interests are wine, gambling, and pretty women. Put those together, and the poor boy's in hog heaven.

A warning to Fleur, though... Mat's got uncanny luck. He wins about 80% of the games of chance he plays. Oh, and magic is ineffectual on him, because of his medallion. But yeah. :)

HAHAHA. *dies* Chuchu would be so flattered.

Sappho would love to sit down with Fleur sometimes, on the "gorgeous woman" principal, but she's got a steady thing going, so no seducing. So far, you're in the clear, lesbian subtextwise...

French Underground.
*bwaahaahahahahahah*

Reminds me of the thong I bought for my sister when I was in London.
Says "mind the gap" on the front.
She wasn't nearly as entertained by it as I was.
*shrug*

Chuchu can help the Cow with fleas, and the Cow can give Chuchu rides around the bar.

*chokes*

There's no accounting for taste.

No, no... That's just one of the worst puns I think I've ever heard. And it's beautiful.

*snickers*

Know what's worse? Have it. In pink and black. *am horrid church girl* And I had wanted to be a nun once upon a time...

When I go back I'm buying a pair for myself. That and an umbrella with a map of the Tube on it.

Never wanted to be a nun, but I did used to play black jack during Sunday school.
They frown upon that.

We have discussed this. Mmm, will be fun to discover, no? *laughs* Oh, I'm having far too much fun!

I so need to go to London.

And I know just the woman to teach it to her.... *Ophelia winks*

We were only there for a weekend, and we still had a blast. I'm a born and raised Masshole, so it felt just like home for me.

Hurrah! I will make her behave then. We can talk art for she likes pretty things.

*snickers* Yer a Masshole.

I'm from Cow Country, Ohio and Baltimore. It'd be a bit of a change for me, I think.

Thank you! Petite, nous devrons parler plus. Ensemble nous les ferons tout mouillé leurs pantalon.

And damn proud of it.
Pahk yur cah in Havahd yahd, baby.

Yeah, the streets don't make any sense at all in London. It's great.

Eh, it's all right. I'm a lazy rural Ohioan, whose quick speech gets screwed by the fact that she sometimes doesn't enunciate enough. "I'm going to the store. Do you want to come along?" is basically "I'm goan't th'store. Onego with?" Not so much an accent as a whole new dialect.

So I'd heard... I guess in that sense, I'd feel at home. The streets make no sense in Baltimore, either.

Jeet yet?
Naw, d'you?
Y'ontu?
Aiet.

Oh hum, will have to restore to the normal charms. Ah, the power of footsie.

This is such fun!

My word, I've seem to have put it upon myself to seduce most of the players!

*cackles* "Fleur Does Milliways" (well, I do need to get back to Paris...)

I would think the normal charms would be more than sufficient. He's not a big fan of magic, even with the medallion.

I honestly think that if these two get together, it could become a game of "who's playing who?". *grin*

Precisely! Especially the 'aiet'.

And then there's the lovely random 'r' sound. "Warshcloth" for "washcloth", and the like.

Ophelia has no intention of being seduced. Ophelia intends to seduce.

Oy. I'll just pretend I understand French... *wink* (trousers? What?)

Are you fluent in French?

She has no appreciation for true humor. *snerk*

My sister went to London and all I got was this lousy mug.

*gasps* You feel my pain.

*is born and bred Mainiac, and so suffers horrible accents and the rare tooth*

"Little one, we should talk more. Together, we will make them all pee their pants."

*looks at sentence* It's not exactly right, but I'm still rusty. I can read and write in French almost fluently. I butcher it when I speak, though. I sound like such a hick. "J may pail Heather. Sally da bans?"

*winks* Yes, we definitely should.

*laughs* Ouch. Where are you from, that your accent butchers it so badly? (Never tried to be fluent. I realize my incoherancy!)

This just means that I'm an leaps and bounds, a better sister.

Ahhh Maine. Our bastard cousin to the North.

*falls off chair laughing*

...Masshole. *grin*

Never heard it put that way before, but all right.

Yes, yes you are. Eating utencils or lingerie, it is SO HARD to decide.

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