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Okay, one more post, and than the spam is done.

Thank you so much everyone for the feedback! (Oi, my inbox, it is tres dead.) Hurrah future lake party! *does proud geek dance*

Now, the real question: who does not want to be involved/seduced by the nympho? No offense will be taken, and, of course, I have firm ideas of my own who will not be getting a personal tour of the french underground.

Even better, who wants to play with the frenchie? Let's have a poll then. Trust me, she's really flexible. *winks*

Ta!

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French Underground.
*bwaahaahahahahahah*

Reminds me of the thong I bought for my sister when I was in London.
Says "mind the gap" on the front.
She wasn't nearly as entertained by it as I was.
*shrug*

*chokes*

There's no accounting for taste.

No, no... That's just one of the worst puns I think I've ever heard. And it's beautiful.

When I go back I'm buying a pair for myself. That and an umbrella with a map of the Tube on it.

I so need to go to London.

We were only there for a weekend, and we still had a blast. I'm a born and raised Masshole, so it felt just like home for me.

*snickers* Yer a Masshole.

I'm from Cow Country, Ohio and Baltimore. It'd be a bit of a change for me, I think.

And damn proud of it.
Pahk yur cah in Havahd yahd, baby.

Yeah, the streets don't make any sense at all in London. It's great.

Eh, it's all right. I'm a lazy rural Ohioan, whose quick speech gets screwed by the fact that she sometimes doesn't enunciate enough. "I'm going to the store. Do you want to come along?" is basically "I'm goan't th'store. Onego with?" Not so much an accent as a whole new dialect.

So I'd heard... I guess in that sense, I'd feel at home. The streets make no sense in Baltimore, either.

Jeet yet?
Naw, d'you?
Y'ontu?
Aiet.

Precisely! Especially the 'aiet'.

And then there's the lovely random 'r' sound. "Warshcloth" for "washcloth", and the like.

*gasps* You feel my pain.

*is born and bred Mainiac, and so suffers horrible accents and the rare tooth*

Ahhh Maine. Our bastard cousin to the North.

*falls off chair laughing*

...Masshole. *grin*

Never heard it put that way before, but all right.

*snickers*

Know what's worse? Have it. In pink and black. *am horrid church girl* And I had wanted to be a nun once upon a time...

Never wanted to be a nun, but I did used to play black jack during Sunday school.
They frown upon that.

She has no appreciation for true humor. *snerk*

My sister went to London and all I got was this lousy mug.

This just means that I'm an leaps and bounds, a better sister.

Yes, yes you are. Eating utencils or lingerie, it is SO HARD to decide.

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