Emergancy DE: Secret Santa meme

[bjornwilde]

Rules are simple:
1 - Tag in with pups you'd like to play with.
2 - Look through other mun's posts and see if any of your pups would leave a present. If so, leave it as a comment; and remember, you have Bar to help so pretty much anything goes.
3 - Come back to your original post and see what was left for you!
4 - Repeat.

(If I could figure out how to allow anonymous comments, this could be more fun as we try and guess who left the present, but alas.)

Comments

[bjornwilde]

Sabine Wren
Selina Kyle
Danny Rand
Hank McCoy
Sam Wilson

[iprotectyou]

Baze gets Sabine a can of vantablack spraypaint.

[explosive_artist]

Sabine glees all over this.

And for what it's worth, Danny gives Baze a plate of waffles. I don't know but Baze seems like someone who needs to be introduced to waffles.

[iprotectyou]

Waffles with peanut butter and syrup are the best.

[i_am_your_host]

Pam would give Selina a gift card to whatever Gotham equivalent there is to Hot Topic. Completely anonymously of course, as she would never let it go around that she was giving gifts to people.

Emcee would give Hank a nice plaid bow tie that would compliment the blue of his fur.

[no_more_hiding]

Does this mean I can blame Emcee for this bold fashion choice in Hank's future? (Warning for a larger sized image.)

[i_am_your_host]

YES. Emcee is unapologetic.

[mjolnir_retriever]

Sabine gets some kind of small but showy firework.

It's not intended as a weapon, but, you know, if she wants to put it to that use, Thor has faith in her ingenuity. :D

[explosive_artist]

Asgardian fireworks? Sabine does a dance much like wee Merida in Brave.

[runningred]

Selina gets a set of very good lock picks and a pair of climbing boots.

Sam gets a new remote control drone.

[bjornwilde]

Jay in return gets a hockey stick from some team not from Gotham; she's picked up Gotham isn't the easiest subject for him. It's from a Stanley CUp winning team and is signed by the players. She has no idea if he likes hockey or even who the team is, it just seems like if he were into a sport, it's be hockey.

Sam loves the new drone and eventually Jay gets a video clip of Natasha thanking it as a return gift.

Sabine leaves the drones with the schematics for the holographic equivalent of surround sound.

[irish_vagabond]

Master of Ceremonies
Pam Swynford de Beaufort
Cassidy
Floki

[iprotectyou]

Baze would gift Pam a bottle of TruBlood if a) he wanted to die again, and b) he had a spiteful bone in his body. Same with Cassidy, although less on the dying and more on the hurting feelings thing, which Baze wouldn't do.

So, uh, this is a long-winded comment to say Baze doesn't give anyone anything. An anti-present, if you will.

[lazy_but_loyal]

You can't back out of a Secret Santa! So if Pam finds out Baze will have to die.

[iprotectyou]

Oh, nooo. Spare him, please!

[exiled_heir_of_the_eighth]

Sahaal would gift Emcee with some modified arco-projectors - tiny devices that display custom light patterns on whatever you place them on.

Cassidy would get half a dozen bottles of high-quality amasec.

[lark_in_flight]

Cosette isn't really sure what's appropriate to get Emcee (hint, Cosette: 'appropriate' is not the word you should be thinking of) but that's why Bar is so great! And also why anonymity is great, just in case he doesn't like it MADAME BAR PLEASE DO TELL ME IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT BEFORE SECRET SANTA REVEALS SO I CAN ADD ANOTHER PRESENT HE MIGHT LIKE BETTER.

Uh, which is to say, he's getting a nice fine wool scarf. Everybody likes a nice warm scarf! (She thought about gloves, because everybody also likes nice kid leather gloves, but even if Bar can provide measurements for that kind of thing, getting anonymous gloves made to your precise hand measurements seems... kinda creepy so no.)

[mjolnir_retriever]

Cassidy gets a bottle of what Bar says is his favorite kind of booze. Thanks, Bar!

Floki gets a small flask containing mead of Asgard. There is zero pretense of anonymity on this one. There is, in fact, a handwritten note saying Drink with care, shipwright, for this mead is potent. But drink also in pride, for a skilled craftsman is worthy of honor in any realm.

[gods_that_haunt_me]

Floki would like totally die.

But then he'll get to work making something for Thor in return. It would be a large wooden mug with an epic wraparound scene carved into it, of a Viking ship on a stormy sea with Thor and Mjölnir flying through the air amidst thunderbolts.

[mjolnir_retriever]

Yesssss omg. He would be SO DELIGHTED by that. Excellent present/worship/tribute, Floki, well done!

[sunbaked_baker]

For Emcee, Rae leaves a large plate of boozy brownies with salted caramel rum sauce.

...She might leave the same for Floki, to be honest.

[sunbaked_baker]

For Pam, Rae offers the gift of staying the hell away from her.

[isawit]

Pam gets a solid gold fang charm which even has a little diamond on it. The posh who had owned it was a poser, she didn't deserve it.

ETA: And Emcee gets a few Tijuana bibles. (I'm not going to think about how she got them or even how she knows about them.)

[runningred]

Emcee gets a clever glass disco ball with lights inside (from George)

Sinric leaves Floki a runic charm carved into a piece of ash. Warmth against the cold. He leaves no note or indication who it came from.

[exiled_heir_of_the_eighth]

I'll tag in with Sahaal.

[notapilot]

Sam leaves him a bottle of Blavod vodka, not really knowing what else to do and hoping it's not offensive.

[exiled_heir_of_the_eighth]

Oh, it's very far from that. He might not be able to get drunk, but he does love a drink now and then.

In return, Sahaal gives a bottle of amasec from his home universe. It's a bit like fruit brandy, with a slightly lower alcohol content.

[genarti]

Ha, fun!

Sure, I'll throw in all of mine:

Enjolras
Cosette
Thor
Kazul
Doctor Dinosaur

[errant_valkyrior]

Thor gets a snake carved from the horn of a bilgesnipe.

(The other gift idea I had would be a spoiler, so...)

[genarti]

:D! He would, of course, be delighted. LOOK AT IT IT'S SO CUTE.

(Now, of course, I'm fatally curious about the spoiler idea, but oh well.)

[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine
Yrael
Dame Rumor

[touched_by_fire]

Danny leaves Sunshine some rare type of cinnamon.

[runningred]

There's a box of dried fruit cookies for little Sunshine from Bodhi. Adult Rae gets a box of spices from the markets of Hong Kong from Jay.

Yrael gets a hand carved wooden whistle from Sinric.

[gods_that_haunt_me]

Floki would give Sunshine a wooden talisman, disc shaped and a little smaller than the palm of your hand, with a stylized sun carved into it, along with runes around the edge giving a blessing of light and strength in the dark.

[sunbaked_baker]

Awww, gods bless Floki. He's so very thoughtful.

[varadia]

X-23
Ysalwen Surana
Wonder Woman
Sombra
Thrawn

[irish_vagabond]

Cassidy would give X root beer scented scratch-and-sniff puffy stickers.

[no_more_hiding]

Hank isn't sure why, but he gives X a copy of Asimov's I, Robot.

(I realize this is more a meta gift as Hank doesn't know X's history, but I can't let go of the idea and Hank loves Asimov anyway.)

[runningred]

Jay leaves X a new punching bag and a promise to spar some time.

[bjornwilde]

Thrawn gets a velvet painting of the three wolves howling at the moon. The gift is not signed.

[mjolnir_retriever]

X gets cat toys. In purple and black.

[thebattycakes]

Fun! It'll probably be late before I can get back to these, but tossing in:

Cisco Ramon
K-2SO
Barry Allen
Matt Murdock
Logan
Hellboy

[runningred]

Jay leaves Cisco a couple of code keys he might find useful. One of which is a back-door into Lex-corp. Just in case.

Barry gets gift voucher for doughnuts at one of Central City's best bakeries. About a year's supply worth for most people but they should last Barry at least a month.

Also leave Matt a really, really good first aid kit, all labelled in Braille.

[runningred]

Jay Todd
Bodhi Rook
Sinric the Wanderer

[sunbaked_baker]

Little!Rae gets Jay a small but beautifully detailed figurine of a knight in full armor, ready to fight and defend with sword and shield.

Adult Rae gets Jay a pair of knitted wool gloves in black trimmed with red. And, well, the label may say they are Cigar-Smoking Gloves, but they both know they aren't.

And let's be real, she also gifts Jay a plate of those boozy brownies with salted caramel rum sauce.


Little!Rae would gift Bodhi packets of seeds for differing types of peppers and Earth herbs he might not have come across yet, with explanations for some things the resulting plants and peppers can be used for.


Adult Rae would gift Sinric some CDs (she's from the early 2000s, after all) of various kinds of music from her world, especially the kinds of songs that tell stories through their lyrics. Plus a CD-player, if he doesn't already have one.

[ceitfianna]

I don't know if its too late to do this, but I love these. So will do mine that have been loudest this year.

Cassian Andor
Quentin
Charles Xavier
Demeter

[bjornwilde]

Cassian gets some real food item from Sabine. It's not like caviar or some luxury item, just something simple and wholesome.

Quentin gets a dead mouse a nice dagger. Tybalt knows every lordling needs claws.

Charles gets tickets to Camelot from Hank.

Sam leaves Demeter a sweet potato pie, made from his grandmother's recipe.