Monday DE: Thou Shalt Slowtime

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Gooooooooood morning, Vietnam! (Ugh. <- not a morning person)

What would be your pups' personal ten commandments? What would yours be?

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For Klaus:
10: Thou shalt not take Ketamine.
9: Thou shalt not steal from thine brothers and sisters, because they are a vicious lot on the whole and are willing to seek retribution. And especially not from Diego, since he still gives you rides sometimes.
8: Thou shalt talk to thine brother Ben once in a while so he knows he's still seen. Even if he is a nag.
7: Thou shalt not offer to 'cheer up' that quiet guy that's been loitering for the last four hours, there's definitely a reason everyone is avoiding him and no it doesn't matter that he's hot, or it's cold out, or you're bored, or any other reason, he's definitely a cop.
6: Thou shalt not complain to thine brother Ben when you offered to go 'cheer up' that quiet guy that was loitering for hours and it turned out he was a cop and yep it still sucks behind bars.
5: Thou shalt not think about mom and her hugs and cookies.
4: Thou shalt not think about the mausoleum because panic attacks are... well shit.
3: Thou shalt avoid hospitals like the plague because way too many people die there and they are painfully liberal with the Narcan.
2: Thou shalt avoid Sir Reginald Hargreeves at all costs.
1: Thou shalt never, ever, ever acknowledge ghosts (except the one).

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Klaus is bad about keeping his commandments. So bad.