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[inlovewithwords]

Explain your canon's plot as completely and unhelpfully as you can, like if you're someone who was exposed to it once years ago and barely remembers it.

Brought to you by having watched someone fail to remember the name Princess Leia and whether we ever saw her dad, say that Luke "got in the plane and blew up the air conditioner," and declare that Chewie is a bear and moans because he's caught in a bear trap--but remember correctly that R2-D2 has more sass than C-3PO.

So do that. For your canon/your character's part of it.

Comments

[cottoncandypink]

Strange man with a pink moustache has a weird superpower, where any time he sleeps with someone, about half a dozen people are killed. I think it’s also a horror, because there are a bunch of monsters chasing him, but he’s not really concerned about them that much. He’s usually too drunk or high or something, and even when he’s being chased by the cops, he just kind of Mr Magoo bumbles his way through.

Something something all cops speak in innuendo and double entendre, and probably want to sleep with funny pink moustache man too.

[death_gone_mad]

So there's Sour Dough Man, and he is basically God, and there is Zammy and he is the actual devil, and there's this lame ass nature god that does nothing. Anyway God and the devil are always fighting and you have to pick a side, but it doesn't matter because there are the same monsters to kill and the same quests to do and who cares about lore only ERPers do lolol.

STUPID JAMFLEX RUINS EVERYTHING ANYWAY

[death_gone_mad]

So that's a description from a PvM or PvP focused player, but for someone who actually paid vague attention to the lore:

Actually there isn't a god of good and a good of evil, they are more aligned with order and chaos, but some of Zammy's followers do evil because they misinterpret his philosophy and Sara's philosophy is abused just as often to oppress people. But those are gods for noobs. Let me tell you about [vague mysterious character] who [is a projection of all my feels]!

What do you mean there is lore to contradict my opinion now? STUPID JAMFLEX!

[dreamingofelectricsheep]

Teen robot struggles with fitting in, then like her brother dies or something? She gets a dog though, and then they move. She ends up joining a SJW superhero team cause she's bored of online games.

[skyhigh_seance]

So, its like Annie, but like if the not!parents ran the orphanage, but like a fight club, also with incest.

And a monkey.

[irish_vagabond]

A priest, an assassin, and a vampire walk into a bar. Suddenly there is blood and guts all over the place. God is somehow involved.

[i_am_your_host]

There is singing and dancing and people in their underwear and also a pineapple at one point, and then the Nazis ruin everything.

[makesthings]

Zombies, bells and cricket, an England that's not England and also people with swords and a really snarky cat.

[heatherandsteel]

Faeries in San Francisco but with lots of blood and cats.

Only Going Postal

[morethanprops]

There's a conman who dies but comes back as himself. A weird city, the post office has lots and lots of letters in it and something to do with pins and golems and a woman who smokes. Also something that's kind of like a telegraph or a telephone and its haunted.

[angry_friendship_wolf]

What if Narnia but anime.

[sticktothemission]

It's like if the Justice League got disbanded and outlawed but all the villains are still around doing shit so the JL dudes gotta decide if being wanted vigilantes is worth it.