Monday DE: But I Won't Do That

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Gooooooooood Monday, nerds! Hope your Monday's being kind to you.

(It turns out I actually quite like Mondays when I've got the day off work to enjoy having the house to myself and generally do nothing, accompanied by a G&T and unlimited amounts of terrible reality telly. Funny, that.)

In news that will surprise absolutely nobody, my Good Omens obsession continues, and thus today's DE was inspired by a particularly adorable piece of Aziraphael/Crowley headcanon I found on Tumblr last week.

So, what things would your character say they would never do, and what things would they actually never do? What would it take for them to do the things they say they would never do?

e.g. Sam says he would never, ever wear a suit. But he absolutely would if Medusa asked him to.

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[skyhigh_seance]

Klaus will never, ever willingly stay sober. Hand in hand with this, he will never ever willingly explore his power.

So yeah.

About that.

[irish_vagabond]

Cassidy: same. On both counts.

[i_am_your_host]

Emcee would say that he would never fall in love with anyone. But he has, with several people throughout his life, and probably will again. What he would actually never do is act on that love.

Cassidy would say he'd never turn anyone into a vampire. ... Uh...it gets...complicated.

Pam would also say she'd never turn anyone into a vampire. At least, not again. ...It also gets complicated. The only thing she would actually never ever do is let go of Eric.

[bjornwilde]

Jess says she would never save or protect a skrull. The universe feels the need to prove her wrong, as will be seen. She will also say she is done with Carol, but of course, that blows over. I think the only thing she will never do is not be there for Carol.

Viv likely would say she will never access her emotional processors, as emotions are too inconvenient, but I've headcanon that the shut off isn't as complete as she'd like. Also, recent canon suggests she may finally be dealing with things.

[angry_friendship_wolf]

Let's be honest, "I'm never going to do that," followed by Takeru giving him puppydog eyes for all of the 2.1 seconds it takes for him to fold like cheap cardboard is the refrain of the entire Takaishida sibling relationship.

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Molly says she'll never turn away from a fight. (Except for that one time...)
Molly says she'll never let anyone split her up from her siblings. (Except for that one time...)