Monday DE: Am I A Joke To You?

[splash_of_blue]

Mrlgh why is it Monday. Why. Why has the inexorable passage of time once again done this to me.

Anyway.

Tell a joke from your character's POV?

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[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine has the face of one who has heard a terrible pun and whose heart cannot rest until she has shared it, much to her shame.

"You know how to kill a French vampire?"

"You drive a baguette through its heart."

"It might sound easy, but the process is painstaking."

[dog_walker]

How do you stop a dog barking in the front yard?

Put her in the library.