friday de: pick your fic

[inlovewithwords]

Feeling lazy and also wired on a musical, so in today's game of fic-writing, post any characters you feel like writing for. When given prompts, do one of:

- 3 sentence fic, because who has time
- Your character does Drunk History
- Drunk History of your character

shut up i'll stop listening to hamilton some day but it is not this day this day we write (like we're running out of time)

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[inlovewithwords]

Might as well, I probably won't deliver but still (and by all means in prompts feel free to ask for specific kind of fic, no promises I'll deliver):

Lois
Derius
R2-D2
Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader
Tavi

[ceitfianna]

R2-D2-some variation on Drunk History
Tavi-Drunk scholar Tavi on Gaius family history
Anakin-right ship

[skyhigh_seance]

You get Hamilton-lyric prompts, because now I can't stop singing. :)

Lois: You want a revolution, I want a revelation

Derius: Hard rock like Lancelot

R2-D2: If you repeat yourself again I'm gonna scream

Ani/DV: I can't disobey direct orders...

Tavi: I don't know how to say no to this

[inlovewithwords]

YOLO no regrets we write non-stop >_>

[desired_tavar]

"You're fifteen," Derius said, voice muffled by his hands, "why are you like this?"

Julia took another carefully-balanced step along the back of the couch, retorting, "I'm fifteen, I know pretty when I see it, and I'm telling you, she'll be very happy to see how the Legion has treated you."

"Don't look at me, I'm just her twin," Kal shrugged when Derius turned a betrayed face towards her.

[student_of_impossibility]

"I can do it," he said through gritted teeth, concentrating desperately on the twig and the sense of fire. "Just five more minutes."

Kitai, apparently, disagreed.

[skyhigh_seance]

Whoo! Prooobably answered tonight or tomorrow because omfg work (be nice to your veterinarian kids), but I love fic Friday!

Klaus Hargreeves
Jon Sims
Cecil Palmer

[ceitfianna]

Klaus-Drunk history of his family
Cecil-station cat

[zenigatcha]

Jon: Drunk history on Archive top of choice
Klaus: sloppy drunk, history or otherwise
Cecil: drunk history about bloodstone ritual?

[ceitfianna]

Yay for Fic Friday!

Cassian Andor
Quentin
Sameth
Moist von Lipwig
Demeter

[skyhigh_seance]

Cassian: Makin' redcoats redder with bloodstains

Quentin: It's like Ben Franklin with a key and a kite (you see it, right?)

Sameth: Who lives, who dies

Moist: Who tells your story?

Demeter: The orphanage

[childofrebellion]

Blasters leave burn marks behind not blood, but stormtroopers bleed like anyone else.

No Rodians with green blood will ever be found under a 'trooper helmet.

And even in a blaster fight, blood always ends up on the ground.

Drunk take on Toby

[heatherandsteel]

What she does shouldn't work. She bleeds, people talk and then they get in trouble. She should have died so many times. And she puts her trust in the weirdest places.

Know Death

[makesthings]

Death is always close by. Since he's been a child, Sameth's felt its chill and warmed himself in the forge. The Charter provides warmth and now he doesn't have to go deep into Death but he still has moments of feeling the cold nearby.

[zenigatcha]

Quentin: Squiring under Toby
Sameth: Magic
Demeter: Seasons

[heatherandsteel]

Every case is different but also always the same. Someone always need to be rescued, sometimes not everyone agrees on who needs saving. It always ends up in blood and a kind of justice.

[makesthings]

Sameth is gesturing with a wooden tankard as he talks, "The Charter is warm and its life. There are worlds where magic is like science and that doesn't feel right. You have to feel it, know it into your bones and your blood. Because that's how it works. The Charter listens and you talk and you give and then it gives and it all works."

[zenigatcha]

You know my boys - Zuko and Zenigata are here. You'll probably get three line fic, but you might get some drunk history, depending on the prompt.

[heatherandsteel]

Zuko on Iroh
Zenigata-best part of his job

Zuko: Drunk History on Iroh

[zenigatcha]

[Camera focuses in. Zuko is, thanks to the magic of whatever, quite inebriated. He's got pink cheeks and a small smile. He is not an effusive drunk, but he does glow with the aura of being shitfaced.]

Uncle Iroh? Oh man, sure -- uh. I mean everybody knows he was this super badass when I was little. Dragon of the West, yadda yadda... but as I got older he got softer, and that was great. I mean I liked when when I was little, but there was -- there was always Lu Ten.

At least until there wasn't.

[Turns out Zuko's a maudlin drunk. No one is surprised.]

I just mean. I liked him more as I got older. Not beacuse. That other thing. That's wrong. I liked Lu Ten, too. Sometimes I didn't feel like the oldest, because Lu Ten was there! But anyway.

Iroh.

Iroh was super soft and I was all edges and that was bad. Then everything withg the avatar happened, and THAT was bad. Holy shit was that bad. I was an asshole. I don't know how my uncle put up with me. HOW DID YOU PUT UP WITH ME?

[Someone answers off screen, but it's unintelligable.]

What? No, you're wrong. Hey, this is like, the drunk history of me and Iroh, right? Not just Iroh.

No?

....fuck.

Re: Zuko: Drunk History on Iroh

[makesthings]

Aww, Zuko.

[inlovewithwords]

Zuko - in the eye of the hurricane
Zenigata - A dangerous game

[zenigatcha]

He is thirteen when it rolls up on his ship. A terrible storm, building on the horizon, was fast approaching.

Iron gripped his shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Zuko, you can weather it."

[zenigatcha]

The red blossom of blood exploded from his chest as the bullet passed through him. It punched in from the back, meant for the thief before him. Zenigata toppled forward only to be caught by his age-old foe Lupin, who whispered, "I won't let you die, Pops."

[skyhigh_seance]

Zuko: You've been freed (awesome, wow), do you have a clue what happens now?

Zenigata: Life doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints

[zenigatcha]

Minutes away from true coronation, Zuko looks at his uncle.

"Are you sure I'm good enough to be Firelord?"

"Zuko, you've always been better than 'good enough'."