Monday DE: I HEARD THAT

[splash_of_blue]

Goooooooooood Monday, Milliways!

Today's Daily Entertainment is once again shamelessly ripped from Tumblr and is based on this meme.

Steve: [in a crowd and can't find bucky] 'this calls for drastic measures'

Steve: [uses his hands as a microphone] "STEVE ROGERS SUCKS!"

Bucky: [from across the room] "what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY"

Steve: "there he is"

And so.

Your character is lost in a crowd; what would someone who knows them shout in order to make them appear?

Bonus points for responses in the form of fic. <3

Comments

[silveraspen]

I can't respond because I am laughing too hard at the original, for probably obvious reasons. :)

[5ame_heart]

One of the other ones I found was:

Sam: *can't find Bucky in a crowd*
Sam: ... good

[magnus_archivist]

This... this actually happens in canon for Jon. He's trying to see if Martain can hear him.

"Martin? Martin, I hate your tea and wish you made coffee instead! ... Yeah, okay."

[bjornwilde]

Obi-Wan: Where has Ahsoka run off to this time?

Anakin (looking around the crowded market): I don't know...hold on. A REVERSE GRIP IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO FIGHT!

Ahsoka leaping out with her sabers ready: Who said that?!?

[forceimbalance]

Obi-wan: Where has Anakin run off to this time?

Ahsoka: [points at explosion and/or crashing ship]

Obi-wan: [sighs]

--

Alternate take 1:

[Literally any Jedi besides Ahsoka]/[Any clone basically, but especially any clone who isn't Rex]: Where has Anakin(/General Skywalker) run off to this time?

Obi-wan or any of the 501st Clones, especially Rex: [sighs] OH NO, IT WOULD SEEM THAT SENATOR AMIDALA IS A TARGET OF--

Anakin: Where is she is she safe what's going on

--

Alternate take 2:

[Anyone]: Where did he run off to this time?

Ahsoka: REVERSE GRIP IS THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT

Anakin: Snips I keep telling you

--

Alternate take 3

Obi-wan, Rex, Ahsoka, or any 501st clone: [weary] Senator, I don't suppose you know where--

Padme: WELL I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GO INTO THE WAR ZONE ALONE TO NEGOTIATE THIS TREATY--

Anakin: Wait no are you crazy you can't do that you shouldn't go at all but if you're going it's not without me

Padme: Thank you, I could use your instincts. I don't trust [whoever it is].

Obi-wan: ... wait, you were serious. Senator--

[Padme and Anakin are already on their way out]

--

Vader, Take 1:

Peon: Uuuh I don't know how to find him...

Comms: [clicks channel, clears throat] Ah, forgive the interruption, my lord, but we have information on Tano's last location--

Vader: [manifests behind them]

--

Vader, Take 2:

Peon: er, admiral, I think we need Lord Vader but I don't know how to--

Piett: [comms] Lord Vader, we have a lead on Commander Skywalker.

Vader: [materializes]

[bjornwilde]

These are excellent. :D

Another one...
Rex: I don't see General Skywalker
Ahsoka: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FLY THE SHIP MYSELF
Anakin: WHAT? No, I'm right here.

[forceimbalance]

Alternate take:

[literally any other Jedi]: Where did Skywalker get off to?
[Obi-wan/Rex/Ahsoka/Padme]: I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FLY THE SHIP MYSELF
Anakin: WHAT? No, I'm right here.

Follow-up:
Padme: "Of course, Master Skywalker, I wouldn't dream of doubting your expertise" [Anakin knows Annoyed Wife Voice]
Ahsoka or Rex: "Of course, Master/General" respectively
Obi-wan: "By all means. Where would we be without your skill in piloting and reliable landings." [cue devolving into argument]

[student_of_impossibility]

Ehren: [stressing] He has a meeting with some Senators and I can't find him--

Kitai: CHALA! MAGNUS'S NEWEST STUDENT UNEARTHED A NEW ROMANIC TABLET AND STARTED THE TRANSLA--

Tavi: Wait where was the tablet located, because there might be dialectical variations whi-- oh. This is Valerius, isn't it.

Ehren: [relief] Yes, sire.

Kitai: You can play afterwards.

Tavi: Ugh. Fine.

Ehren: [fervent] Thank you, your Grace.

[zenigatcha]

Zuko wouldn't be easily summoned by this post-avatar years. Pre-Avatar years, just "PRINCE ZUKO HAS NO HONOR" would be met by a FIGHT ME response and the fight me would totally happen because you just don't say that to Zuko.

Zenigata, predictably would be summoned by "I THINK I SPOTTED LUPIN!" However, after like the 3rd time it works he's gonna have a sitdown with the agent who is using that as his summoning spell. ;p

[yinyangwizard]

YT: "Everybody knows chicks can't ride a plank as well as dudes." Use at your own risk, because she may hit you.

Abe no Seimei: "Look at this neat new magical effect you can do with this app!"

Murderbot: "I have leaked episodes of the new season of The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon!"