Thursday DE

[bjornwilde]

Posting early as I know if I wait until the morning I’ll forget this meme.

Does your pup think people would chose to bed, wed, or behead them? Discuss.  

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[ceitfianna]

Cassian would expect to be beheaded though he can think of a few people who might bed him.

Quentin would think that he'd either be bedded or wed.

Charles would be wed and maybe bedded.

At one point Will would have expected behead/hanging now he some bedding.

Moist would prefer to be bedded, never wedded and hopefully not beheaded

William would hope for wed and expect it more.

Demeter says bring on the bedding, she has a nice field.

Sameth would go with bed or maybe wed at the right moment.

Ivan is always getting people wanting to wed him, but he'd rather be bedded.

Tumnus would prefer none of the options.

[angry_friendship_wolf]

Yamato is fairly confident in being bedded or beheaded. People fainting when he smiles happens multiple times in canon, he's acutely aware that he's good-looking. Similarly, people trying to murder him to actual death happens even more often in canon, so he's acutely aware that he also has enemies.

Nobody has explained either bedding or wedding to Eden, so by process of elimination he thinks people would behead him.

[death_gone_mad]

Amascut knows that there are people who would definitely like to behead her, and people who would like to bed her. Wed, though. She doesn't know anyone who would fanticize about that. But its not something she wants to think too deeply about because it only leads her into dark places.

Fairy Fixit knows what weddings are in principle but doesn't even know how that would work for someone like herself. Bed is the easiest to figure out, behead is... why? Why would anyone want to do that to her she never did anything beheadment worthy!! Except maybe that one time... nah... there weren't any witnesses.

[5ame_heart]

Simba is the crown prince, so it's either wed or behead, right? This depends on if you're Scar or Nala.

Fives and Gamora both have people try to behead them on a pretty constant basis so they know the answer to that.
Dick reluctantly agrees that there are more people trying to behead him than date him D:

Dinah says it depends who you are, but she's pretty sure there's a growing list of people who couldn't really pick one, even under pressure.

Obi-Wan wants to know if you even have to ask?

[for_everyone]

Hera... would like to not answer this question.

And Kanan's like, running into Hera's question, picking her up, and running away.

[alongfallfromgrace]

Wei Wuxian: Behead.

Klaus: Bed (though, tbh, there's some Behead going on out there too, which Klaus thinks is just tragic, because he's so much better at the first option)

Jon: ... would like to be left out of this. Little does he know, behead.

(... there's s trend here, yikes)

Cecil: Is now having an existential crisis thinking this is an actual answer he has to figure out and report on honestly and he and Carlos haven't even talked about marriage and does the rest of Night Vale want to kill him and oh no...

[thesecondjade]

Lan Zhan would like a word with you, Wei Ying.

[manipulatestime]

Wed? Not his style.

Bed? Not in this body, thank you.

Behead? Yep.

[inlovewithwords]

Lois: is a teen and doesn't want to answer this question.

R2: mostly not applicable, but R2 does think he's the best droid in the galaxy and either shit folks want to scrap him and everyone else should envy his family for having his loyalty.

Anakin: he's surprised Padme wants to bed let alone wed him. In a frankly horrifying thing, he does actually assume most people would be either indifferent or want to behead him.
Vader: if anyone doesn't want to behead him, he's surprised.

Derius: while he is painfully aware some want to behead him (at least one person has tried), he is also wryly aware both wed and bed are high on many people's lists. Crown prince and all.

Tavi: Oh, behead, absolutely. Before end of canon, a) Kitai has his locked attention, and b) he really doesn't think he has any particularly attractive qualities sexually and who would want to marry him, anyway--not entirely because of insecurity! He was a Cursor. And that, plus all the enemies he tended to have, put him squarely in "oh yeah most people want me very dead." And once he was publicly Gaius's heir, god yes most people want him dead.

Now he is sardonically aware that lots of people would like to bed him for power, or somehow get Kitai out of the way to wed him for the same reason. But also, First Lord, plenty of people will want him fucking dead. I think what he would answer would depend on his mood. I suppose it is notable that he still thinks bed or wed are more about being First Lord than him. Behead, too! Almost everyone who has more personal reasons to want him dead are already dead. Not quite all! But most.

[bjornwilde]

Skipping answers for Ahsoka, Sabine, and Viv as they have strong teen energy in my head or are teens. Also, Ahsoka is some flavor of Ace, guessing gray ace.

Alustin is certain he's a bed. Some circles may wish to behead and some wed, but he is not interested in either.

Tybalt knows quite well he is a bedder also. He is open to wedding but you must impress him first. You are welcome to try beheading.

Jess is wed or bed.

Wen Qing is somewhat embarrassed by this game and does not want to play.

Ben is kind of out of the game also, unless you're within Milliways. And he is seriously blushing at everything now.

[thesecondjade]

Both Zuko and Lan Zhan expect to be beheaded, and neither of them care much. (Zuko cares more than Lan Zhan, but depression is still a hell of a drug.)

Zenigata figures he might make it to bed, with his size and strength an willingness to care, but he's a middle aged man that's career focused. Nobody thinks that's husband material, especially his ex-wife!

[alongfallfromgrace]

... Wei Ying would like a word, Lan Zhan.

[thesecondjade]

Who told him that no one would want to be with him since he was a cold, aloof, uptight prick? Who? Do you know?

WHO SAID THAT.

I WONDER WHO HAS CONSISTENTLY DASHED HIS HOPES AND DREAMS.

[alongfallfromgrace]

He said no woman, get a hint already! Actually, don't get that hint now, lots of nice fellows out there, maybe Nie clan?

[thesecondjade]

He's going to be single forever.

[yinyangwizard]

Seimei has already been wedded. These days he’s just looking to be bedded once in a while. If he gets beheaded he will be very surprised.

Lots of people want to bed YT, because after all she is a cute young blonde. Lots of people also want to behead YT, if by “behead” you mean “run over her while she’s working.”

Murderbot cannot be bedded, is kinda-sorta wedded but will get mad if you point it out, and is reasonably confident that some day it will get beheaded.

[hat_and_dimples]

Jin Guangyao: Bedded, of course. He's young and pretty and smiles a lot in a practiced, demure way. Also has issues in his backstory. Feels so attacked right now when it's actually 'behead' instead, especially if coming from Nie Mingjue.

Wen Ning: Beheaded, of course. He is a fierce corpse -- people are afraid of him!

Teja: Beheaded. He made enough enemies over his 13 years in Milliways.

Hannibal: Beheaded! He is Hannibal 'the Cannibal' Lecter, people are out for his blood even OOCly!

Father Harman: Beheaded. 1.) The vampires are out for his blood. 2.) Bedding and wedding is not an option, and not just because he's a priest.

[magic_by_accident]

Sherlock: behead. He knows he's a dick.

John: Bed or behead. He also knows he's a dick.