Monday DE: Explain

[splash_of_blue]

Ugh. Mondays. Who allowed this to happen?

Once again nicking the Daily Entertainment shamelessly from social media memes:

In one sentence, explain your character(s)'s canon (and/or their role in it), badly.

For example, Inception: a series of naps.

Alternatively, feel free to head back to last Friday's DE for all your three-sentence ficcing needs!

Comments

[zenigatcha]

Old man chases slightly younger men obsessively.

Gay Chinese Wizards Get over a 16 year old falling out.

The antagonist chases a less interesting protagonist though a fantasy world with no white people.

[sunbaked_baker]

Alternatively: Everyone misinterprets everyone else's meaningful looks and folks end up dead because no one will Use Their Damn Words.

[zenigatcha]

ACCURATE

[lonesome_moonflower]

All the plot happens in another room, mostly involving robots, while a bunch of superheroes and supervillains beat each other up at random.

A man takes people on a camping trip against their will. Meanwhile, a tree gets possessed by a moonrock.

Some adolescent kids play a video game together, which destroys the universe.

Bats steal the city of London and hide it in a hole.

[bjornwilde]

Star Wars: Family drama takes everyone down with it.

Jessica Drew: Local woman tries to find happiness while raging at her childhood and having fabulous hair.

I need more coffee to continue.

[sunbaked_baker]

Sunshine: Buffy the Vampire Baker

Yrael/Old Kingdom: Failures to Properly Police the Revolving Door between Life and Death

Max/Life is Strange: What If Twin Peaks But With Time Travel?

[ceitfianna]

Cassian: Spy gets a found family along with plans then it all goes boom.
October Daye: Local woman deals with family issues, saves children and bleeds a lot.
Sameth: Why don't they stay dead?
Moist: Lying to help the government.
Charles: Mutant soap opera and sometimes the world almost ends.
Will S.: Overthrowing the government from the forest.
William: Get to the train on time.
Demeter: Immortal family soap opera with transformations.
Ivan: Politics in space, its all Miles' fault.
Tumnus: Snow, lions, kids save a kingdom.

[death_gone_mad]

Canon is too all over the place (MMORPGs, right?) so characterwise --

Amascut: Crazy cat lady hates everyone, hates cats most of all.

Fairy Fixit: "Yeah, I built this doodad wotsitizer! Ask that other person if you can use it."

[darkeryetdarker]

Gaster: a creepy dude who you probably won't see

Urania: one of a group of gods that beat you up until you finish your art (or in Urania's case, your science)

Phoenix: the main character - a idiotic dork, until he's not, who saves the day by pointing and yelling at people

Snufkin: the chill hobo friend who's just kind of vibing.