Weekend DE: This will be hilarious, trust me

[bjornwilde]

Our pups all have that person they're Ride or Die for, but what about that person who comes up to them and tells them to do absurd things without explaining the joke/prank?

Like, person A is just drinking some beverage in the kitchen and person B runs in throwing a hoodie at them, telling them to put it on backwards while person B starts stuff socks into the front of person A's shorts to emulate a butt because person C is on their way to the kitchen and person B doesn't have time to explain the prank.

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[alongfallfromgrace]

Wei Wuxian: ... Yanli could have pulled this off. An Lan Zhan in certain situations. But to be honest, it's usually WWX dragging other people along in his plans than the other way around.

Jon: Mmmmm no.

Klaus: ............................ I want to say, if they'd been normal kids, this would have happened with the siblings. However, unlikely to happen in the half hour of 'free time' they had once a week, you know? So. Um. Nope.

Cecil: Basically any family member can count on Cecil to help - his sister, his niece, Carlos. Not Steve. Ugh, Steve. He couldn't pull a prank anyway. He can't even take care of a Tan Corolla.

[bjornwilde]

Ahsoka says Anakin, which is likely a surprise to no one. She'd also include Obi-Wan but he likely wouldn't pull pranks like that.

Jessica is pretty much up for any prank, any time. The only reason she'd not jump in feet first is if the person isn't one she'd expect it from. Like Logan, she's totally there and doing what he asks. Carol, she's looking at her wondering if she's a skrull or being mind-controlled.

Sabine is down for anyone who is crew on the Ghost.

[5ame_heart]

Why yes. Yes, I'm glad you asked that. Fives has approximately five million of them.

Okay, mostly Echo. Echo is his forever Person B. And Fives is forever Echo's person B, they'd go along with it without a second thought. (And Echo wouldn't do this for anyone else.)

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Dick has the Titans. But mostly he has Wally. And Wally would even explain, he would just do it so fast that Dick wouldn't catch half of what he's saying. But he goes right along with it because Wally. <3

He'd do it for the others as well, but Wally is the one who does it.

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Dinah only trusts one person that much and it's Oracle. Oracle wouldn't do this though. But she would wake Dinah up, tell her to put on any outfit she chose, and go and do something absurd and apparently deadly, and Dinah wouldn't ask why until shee was already on her way.

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I WANT to say that Gamora would do this with the Guardians, but: Mantis doesn't understand pranks, Drax's pranks are stupid, Groot's pranks are childish, Peter's pranks are incomprehensible and Rocket's pranks seem like fun and games until someone loses an eye.

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Simba 100% does this with Nala. And Zazu is always person C.

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Obi-Wan is always Person C to Anakin and Ahsoka doing this. And that he never gets to be Person A or B is one of the great tragedies of the GFFA and probably why he never hugged Anakin enough and why Anakin ended up going Dark. I'M JUST SAYING.

[bjornwilde]

More hugs and pranks for Jedi.

[canttrickmeanymore]

Tony Stark: Imma take you to Berlin with me to fight Capt America
Peter: Yeah, okay...

^ kinda says it all, i think

but also - Ned.

[snarky_spider]

Someday our spiders need to meet. I know Jess doesn't have the spider-sense, so she'd have no idea who Peter was until he gave a name.

[canttrickmeanymore]

he will chat with ALL the spiders! and anyone else who has super powers of any flavor. that shit fascinates the hell out of him.

[bjornwilde]

Should I try and avoid Jess mentioning her Peter as long as possible?

[canttrickmeanymore]

nah - he's good with multi-verses - that's super cool science stuff. =)

[raptorcanaria]

A WARNING. Not a ROLE MODEL.


...I'm going to have to get a paid account just to get a facepalm icon just for when Peter tells Dinah about Tony Stark.

[canttrickmeanymore]

wuuuuuuuut? Tony is just really smart and stuff, yeah? it's not like he recruited a 14 y/o to leave the country sans passport and parental/guardian consent.... oh wait, he ttly did do that. XD

also... happy to contribute to the need for paid time =)

[raptorcanaria]

...still a better role model than Bruce and/or Oliver ngl.

[canttrickmeanymore]

Bruce is a far more aloof billionaire than Tony, so maybe?

[raptorcanaria]

At Dinah's point in the timeline, Bruce is 2/3 on sidekicks being alive, so you know. Tony's got a better track record.

Eta: SO FAR.

[canttrickmeanymore]

Tony doesn't lose his sidekicks... he just goes off and plays big damn hero by himself. unless u count the Snap - but that wasn't really something Tony had any control over.

[raptorcanaria]

Confirmed better than Bruce.

(Doesn't mean Dinah's gonna approve, mind!)

[canttrickmeanymore]

she is free to disapprove at him... and he will babble around to explain why she's wrong - even while knowing she's probably all the way right.

[bjornwilde]

And after she finds out about Tony Stark, Dinah will have to see Jessica with a Starkbucks (Spider-Gwen's home dimension's Starbucks) coffee.