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[bjornwilde]

(Runs in late without Starkbucks.)

Sorry, sorry. So let’s see...um...we’re fine, how are you? How about some favorite quotes from your canon?

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[thebattycakes]

I LOVE QUOTES!

Sticking to the ones that make me laugh and not even going to say which these are from, because that amuses me more. XD

"Now that we've established that we're all 'uber-nerds.'"

"Hell no, do I look capable of making healthy life choices?"

"Can I help?" "Are you a beer?"

"If I hadn't seen Jurassic Park I wouldn't be nearly as frightened right now."

"Cool. I mean, awful."

"You look like an asshole." "It's your scarf."

"You're in love. Have a beer."

"And that makes you look like a squid?"

"It's not as easy as it looks in the movies." "I don't really go to the movies."

"How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?"

"I'm gonna make you a banana." "You're gonna make me a banana?"

[awkwardbot]

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[zenigatcha]

The Legendary Lupin's Heart line: You know, Yata... I've been hunting Lupin a long time now. Caught him a few times, too. I wasn't the only one, either. But in the end, he'd always get away." ... "What I want right now... is for him to serve his debt to society, and then to share a drink with him. That's why, Yata, I have to take him down the the book. I need him to realize he's been beaten. I need to arrest Lupin's heart.

Zuko? "That's rough, buddy." I mean I could go into his speeches (what he says to Ozai's dramatic and heartbreaking, and the apology to Iroh is a tearjerker because of all of Zuko's damage surrounding trying to apologize and not get his face burned off.) But this... this is really him. Empathetic, but super awkward.

Lan Zhan: "Boring" is classic, and, "I always knew." Since he says more with looks and gestures, the whole STARE conversation he has after 'Do you like Mianmian? is his best 'line.'

[student_of_impossibility]

"Two days ago, I had a lot more sense."

[bjornwilde]

One of the best quotes. :D

[bjornwilde]

Ahsoka - "I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable."

Sabine - “That might be the Mandalorian way. But it's not my way. Not anymore.”

Jessica - "You think this is scary? My origin story is scarier!"

Viv - "I believe this discussion around destiny and fate and possibilities tells us little about Cyclops. What speaks volumes is that, without a second thought and without knowing us, he stepped in to protect us from a threat eight times his size.”

Ben - "Wheeeee" or "Dad couldn't handle your anger. That doesn't mean you can't." or "You aren't a monster. You're my sister."

Alustin - “Next time, try hiding in the stacks instead of the main law section. Much better hiding spots, plus the reading material is much more interesting.” (After interrupting the main character getting bullied by a king's nephew. He offers to report the incident but Hugh, the main character, says it won't change anything, so Alustin offers an alternative.)

Tybalt - "I'm a cat. We aren't required to make sense."

Wen Qing - "A-Ning, remember. What the Wen clan did does not represent us."

[oldmancreed]

"Well you seem to taking my open door policy a little liberally these days, don't you?" "I guess I assumed after you ambushed me in my barn and accused me of being an alien Jesus that we had dropped any formalities."

"You don't call, you don't write. How else am I supposed to get your attention?"

"Blast that piece of junk out of the sky!"
"The droid... stole a freighter?"

[sunbaked_baker]

I figure book-quotes mean narration counts!

Mogget/Yrael:
"Mogget?? Where are you?"
"Here, and regretting it as usual."

Sam picked up his pack, but before he could put it on, Mogget leaped onto it and slid under the top flap. All that could be seen of him were his green eyes and one white-furred ear.
"Remember I advised against this way," he instructed. "Wake me when whatever terrible thing is a about to happen happens, or if it appears I might get wet.”

"And Private, if you breathe a word of this to anybody, I'll feed you to that cat-thing there."
"Yum," said Mogget, from Sameth's pack.
"Y-yessir."

"I am a great believer that anything not expressly forbidden is explicitly allowed.”

Sunshine:
I wondered what you'd have on the side with a plate of Deep Fried Anxiety. Pickles? Coleslaw? Potato-strychnine mash?

The big difference between my mom and me-- besides the fact that she is dead normal and I'm a magic-handling freak-- is that she's the real thing. She may have a slight problem seeing other people's points of view, but she's honest about it. She's a brass-bound bitch because she believes she knows best. I'm a brass-bound bitch because I don't want anyone getting close enough to find out what a whiny little knot of naked nerve endings I really am.

I looked at Pat and Theo. If they looked any more bland and nonconfrontational they were going to dissolve into little puddles of glop.

The vampire looked down at himself as if perhaps he was expecting a peanut-butter sandwich to be suspended about his person.

No, no, it'll be all right! The table knife was an ugly accident. And by the way you're not going to morph into an axe murderer!

Fortunately there was nothing about this situation that was like being in the arms of a sweetheart except that I was leaning against someone's naked chest. I could no more have breathed with him than I could have ignited gasoline and shot exhaust out my butt because I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

[angry_friendship_wolf]

[canttrickmeanymore]

i could do this all day... but i'll try to limit the list:

"Oh, we're using our made-up names. I'm Spider-Man then."

This exchange:
"We're now in a flying donut, billions of miles from Earth, with no back-up."
"I'm back-up."
"No, you're a stowaway." *Tony waves dismissive finger* "The adults are talking."


This one:
"I-I just wanted to be like you."
"And I wanted you to be better."

Not Peter, but still funny: "Thank you, Captain. I’m pretty sure this guy’s a war criminal now, but whatever, I have to show you these videos. It’s required by the state."

Ned has the single best line in Homecoming: "I'm... looking at... porn."

"Just a typical Homecoming on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriend’s dad."

Happy: "You do not ghost Nick Fury."

"Please stop saying tingle, May?"

Fury: "'Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.' Stark said you wouldn’t get that because it’s not a Star Wars reference."

"I’m sorry. You’re saying there’s a multiverse? I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system. And how does that even work with all the quantum... it’s insane!"


Fury: "Bitch, please. You’ve been to space."
Peter: "I know, but that was an accident."

"I didn’t think I was going to have to save the world this summer. I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just, I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and now it’s all ruined."

MJ: "You know Suzanne Yang thinks that you’re a male escort?"
Peter: "What? No, of course I’m not a male escort."

Mysterio: "If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive." *zombie Iron Man crawls toward Peter* "Deep down, you know I’m right."

And, obviously: "You can't trick me anymore."

[lupintrois]

There's waaaaaay too much Lupin canon out there, of varying degrees of respectability, but let's go with some classics and quote Castle of Cagliostro:

Inspector Zenigata: Damn! I was a step too slow! Lupin pulled off his theft.
Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro: No, he didn't steal anything. He fought for me.
Inspector Zenigata: No, ma'am. He stole something of no small value... your heart.

--

Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro : You mean you'll set me free? Thank you. I'm very happy. But you don't understand how terrible the House of Cagliostro is. Please go away.

Lupin III : Oh, what a terrible thing. The girl believes in the power of the evil magician, but she won't try to believe in the power of the thief. If she would only believe, the thief would be able to fly through the air, and even drain a lake of its water. [does that thing with the flags and the flower] This is all I can do for now.

--
Lady Clarisse de Cagliostro : Take me with you. I can't be a thief yet, but I'll learn. Please, take me! I want to go with you!

Lupin III : Clarisse... don't talk stupid. Do you want to go back into the darkness again? You've come out into the sun at last. Hey... your life begins now. Don't become filthy like me. I'll tell you what - if you're ever in trouble, I'll fly straight to you no matter when, even if I'm on the other side of the world.