Tuesday DE

[bjornwilde]

In five words or less, start a fight (in character) that is not political or physical.

Comments

[thesecondjade]

Wei Ying did little wrong.

[alongfallfromgrace]

Lan Zhan did nothing wrong.

[thesecondjade]

Mn.

[sunbaked_baker]

[hand-puppets arguing] "You're perfect!"
"No, you're perfect!"

[thesecondjade]

Inaccurate.

[alongfallfromgrace]

Have you even met us?

[thesecondjade]

Don't encourage her.

[sunbaked_baker]

[snorts] [like she needs encouragement]

[alongfallfromgrace]

Encourage her to see reality where Lan Zhan is the best and I'm just trying to get by here and...

[thesecondjade]

Shh. Irrational talk. Wei Ying deserves better.

[sunbaked_baker]

[She can't quite match the mouth-movements of the mutually pining hand-puppets to theirs, but damn she tries.]

[alongfallfromgrace]

I am going to feed those puppets to a fierce corpse, so help me.

[thesecondjade]

Unnecessary, Wei Ying. Rae Seddon is...

Simply being difficult. Like a junior disciple.

[sunbaked_baker]

[Sunshine nods, mock-solemnly. Take Lan Wangji's advice; ignore her.]

[And ignore how the hand puppets are now making out, making appropriate kissy noises.]

[alongfallfromgrace]

[squawks and flings himself between Lan Zhan and the puppets]

Ha aha ha um hey Lan Zhan want to go for a walk? Or... something?

[thesecondjade]

Unnecessary.

[If looks could kill, Sunshine would be ash.]