Tuesday DE

[bjornwilde]

In five words or less, start a fight (in character) that is not political or physical.

Comments

[presspasskey]

If it makes you feel better.

[skyhigh_seance]

Dude, don't care if you flirt with your boyfriend.

[presspasskey]

Hey, you said superpowers are bullshit.

Just sayin', they're not.

But, you know, whatever makes you feel better. ^_^

[skyhigh_seance]

... Your superpower is flirting?






Damn that's sad. Also bullshit.

[presspasskey]

Well, no--though I've absolutely got one--although now that I look at it, huh, maybe it's a secondary one.

Thanks for the tip ^_^

[skyhigh_seance]

Oh, yeah. Definitely. Sure. Uh huh. You betcha.


Buuuullsheeeeeeeet.

[presspasskey]

Sure, sure.

Like I said, if it makes you feel better. :)

[skyhigh_seance]

Look, cute as your boyfriend is, seeing a picture of you flirting with him isn't actually helpful?

And doesn't even remotely address the fact that superpowers are, in fact, bullshit.

But go off, I guess.

[presspasskey]

He is very cute.

I already addressed it. Nah, they can be pretty great. :)

Like I said, whatever floats your boat.

[skyhigh_seance]

I mean, your boyfriend is welcome to float my boat any time he pleases.

And they're bullshit, completely, so, ding dong you're wrong.

[presspasskey]

I'll make sure he calls--or leaves a note, whatever--if he's interested.

And they're not complete bullshit, so, ding dong you're wrong.

[skyhigh_seance]

Oh wait, are we debating the level of bullshit? Because lemme tell you, even a little shit turns people off, you wouldn't even believe.

[presspasskey]

Fair, that deserved editing for lack of precision.

Second pass: Superpowers aren't always bullshit, complete or otherwise.

[skyhigh_seance]

So you agree they are, sometimes, bullshit.

There isn't like, a minimum acceptable time for shit either, you know.

[presspasskey]

Well obviously. Everything's bullshit at some point. Doesn't mean it's always true, and that's important.

Eh. Shit happens. All how you deal with it. And shit does have its place in life, anyway.

[skyhigh_seance]

HAH. So, like I said, superpowers are bullshit, thanks for agreeing with me.