Monday DE: Give Me The Caffeine And No-One Gets Hurt

[splash_of_blue]

WHOOPS.

Sorry folks, I had fully forgotten today was a Monday. (It's a Bank Holiday! Technically it's Sunday MKII, not a real Monday at all!)

...Anyway.

Totally not stolen from the Stra Wra channel, because I would not do that...

How do your pups take their coffee? (Assume they are in a 'verse where coffee, in all its ridiculous and myriad forms, exists.)

Comments

[nerves_of_ice]

Coffee is one of those things he's forming opinions about! Thanks in large part to Jay for that.

At this point in time, in Bucky's opinion, coffee's best when it's hot (no cold brew for him), as strong as he can get it, and black - no sugar or milk.

(Sorry, Molly. No glitter.)

[splash_of_blue]

(Molly says 'pfft' and serenely sips one of her ridiculous more-sugar-and-sparkles-than-coffee concoctions.

More ridiculous lattes for her!)

[nerves_of_ice]

(Bucky says, "Better you than me, Sparkle.")

[splash_of_blue]

(Molly says "Always, Espresso.")

[ceitfianna]

Cassian likes strong caf without anything in it.

Quentin, oh I know canon says somewhere I think he takes it in milk and sugar but not too much.

Charles mainly drinks tea but when he has coffee, it tends to be sweet and hot.

I'm blanking a bit on the others.

[from_the_outside]

Medium roast, one pump of vanilla syrup, a shake of cinnamon, more cream than is really healthy and if anyone asks, it's almond milk.

Otherwise, with milk and sugar.

[princeinexile]

Zuko, Lan Zhan: they don't. Both are extremely picky about tea, and then it's NEVER doctored.

Zenigata: Zenigata is secretly a fan of blended and flavored coffee but he has both no time to waist and frequently can be seen straight black gas station coffee to refuel on particularly long slogs across the country. Given his desires, he'd like a smooth medium roast, w/ cream and sugar. When he's relaxing? Give him some sugary blend that he'll never cop to drinking.

Vex: Black as his soul and twice as bitter, please. He likes strong everything, so his coffee needs to punch his uvula as it goes down. HOWEVER, even he has his desire or something less harsh now and again, but that's what salted caramel fraps are for.

[wayward_sun]

Lucifer likes his spiked.

Elaine is a tea drinker but can see why the event may be very pleasant and carry memories.

Eric likes coffee just fine. If it's in your bloodstream and you're not being coy.

[take_that]

Gaster takes his coffee black, and will drink it even if it's gone cold. (There weren't a lot of resources in the underground, so he's used to drinking whatever's available.)

Urania likes her coffee iced, same with her tea (which she honestly prefers).

Phoenix will drink black coffee, but likes a little bit of creamer.

Snufkin takes it black - milk doesn't really keep out on the road.

Lup will also drink whatever's available, but has a love for sugary flavored coffees.

[bjornwilde]

Ahsoka takes her caf however it is prepared by other people. I think she drinks it more about of fellowship that really needing it to be honest.

Sabine would be very technical with her caf if she had the means. I'm talking the GFFA's version of an espresso machine mixed with some advanced chemistry version of a pour over setup. As it is, she just raids what's in the galley.

Jessica takes her coffee as Yes. (I.e. she love all coffee and coffee drinks equally.)

Viv does not drink coffee. (I am playing around with the idea that Questionable Content has of AI's having lucid dreams when smelling different teas, but haven't made up my mind yet.)

Tybalt is new to coffee but loves milk and sweeteners added. I think he'd be all over frappuccinos.

[canttrickmeanymore]

not sure we've seen Peter drink coffee in canon, but i imagine if he does, given his super powers, he would want it toned down and sweet to cut the bitterness. headcanon: he doesn't drink it much b/c he already has 90 miles of energy

Harry drinks whatever he can get his hands on and will sub in Coke if coffee isn't available

[mogget_cat]

Sunshine: Tea, please! She doesn't drink coffee.

Max: Prefers her coffee strong, black and very hot.

Yrael: Won't make coffee on his own account, but if someone is offering, he prefers medium to light roasts with a splash of cream, no sugar.