Friday DE: Classifieds

[thebattycakes]

Helloooo Milliways, welcome to Friday! Hope y'all have had a nice week.

For today's DE let's flip to the back of the newspaper and visit the Classifieds section.

Write an ad that your pup would be the perfect candidate for.

For example:

WANTED: HERO TO JOIN OUR LEAGUE
Looking for a candidate with previous super-heroing experience.
Must be a team player, have strong leadership skills and FAST on their feet.
Costume required. To apply: send resume and list of previous Rogues.

Feel free to have your ad placed in any section, help wanted, lost and found, lonely hearts, etc. :D

Comments

[ben wade]

[sardonicynic]

HELP WANTED: Loyal subordinate(s) needed for immediate consideration; full-time hours with some overtime evenings/weekends. Ideal candidates are unerringly dependable and willing to listen with both damn ears. Must take unilateral direction without question or concern; must not deviate from previously arranged plans. Self-starters need not apply. Salary commensurate with experience and performance. Safety not guaranteed due to potential for demise in sudden and/or spectacular manner.

[canttrickmeanymore]

WANTED: Hero-worshipping teenager with special abilities to face-off against super soldier. Must be able to stop a bus from the outside. If interested, contact Iron Man.

Actually, for Peter, the ad would only need to say 'Iron Man needs lackey' and he'd answer it. Weirdo.




Harry has his own ad in the classifieds and says to go read that. XD

[jedi_interrupted]

Missed Connections: I know I can't be alone in this wide galaxy. I know others must be out there, maybe even some of you I knew. But I also know we can't reach out.

[snarky_spider]

Wanted: A group of those who know a certain hairy Canadian who loves to smoke cigars for fun times pranking said Canadian. Best pranks come from long associations, so let's show him he's not alone.

[dreamingofelectricsheep]

WANTED: TEEN HEROES TO CHANGE THE WORLD
Newly formed team of teens fed up with how the adults don't do the real work looking for members, especially those who are good at finding where we can do the most good. WiFi Hotspot a HUGE plus.

(And I just realized I did Ahsoka and Jess's ads wrong. Oh well.)