Monday DE: Apple-bottom Jean and the Jorts with the purr

[splash_of_blue]

Ooooof. Sorry guys, today's been horrendous.

Following up on the Epic Saga of Jean and Jorts:

Is your pup a Jean or a Jorts? Does it switch depending on the relationship? Who is the Jorts to their Jean (and/or vice versa)?

Comments

[thebattycakes]

I love this epic saga of Jean and Jorts. May it go down in the annals of history forever.

Only got time for a couple of answers before I jump back into the work inferno, so here ya go!

Barry & Cisco - As brilliant as the both of them are, Barry is the Jean to Cisco's Jorts, the former pulling the latter's fat out of the fire a few times. Barry also leads in most social and/or superhero situations.

Matt & Foggy - Matt is the Jorts. He constantly makes dumb ass decisions with his life, cannot take care of himself, and of the two of them Matt is definitely the one who has spent time in a dumpster.

[alongfallfromgrace]

Super late, but it's whatever, what is time anyway? Time is a lie and a trap.

Wei Wuxian: The ultimate Jean-Jorts hybrid. For so many things he's Jean - he's wickedly smart, capable, self-reliant, all of that. Interpersonal relationships? Self-preservation? SUCH A JORT, just butter his ass and be done with it.

Klaus is Jorts. We have no excuses here, life is hard, someone give him a drink.

Jon is Jean, but a Jean that's been shoved into a giant hamster habitat - so intelligent, but perpetually so damn confused. Oh, and there's a giant Jean-eating spider in the habitat, it's a problem.

Cecil... Cecil is Jorts, but in a Jorts-supportive habitat where he can make his Jortish mistakes and bumbles but somehow it all comes out right anyway. He thinks he's Jean though.

[takethatnature]

Wilson is a Jorts who desperately wants to think of himself as a Jean, but at best has occasional moments of Jeanhood.