Thursday DE: From Hell's heart

[bjornwilde]

With thanks to Saph for sharing the meme in the necro_spoilers channel on Discord.

Your character has been stabbed. Which of the following is their reaction?

• On no, I'm allergic.
• It sword of seems like you've got a problem with me.
• Laughter. Not the word "laughter", but laughing.
• Sure. It's the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?
• You wound me. Literally. You just. Actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp. So you. Don't even look at me like that. They can't all be winners.
• Wouldn't it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons when you pop 'em? Can you even imagine? God. Just. Do it again, pretend the first time didn't happen. Come on. Please?
• Grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying, "You dropped this."
• That's unfortunate.
• It could be worse.
• This isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain?

Comments

[bjornwilde]

Jess: It sword of seems like you've got a problem with me. (Come on, like there'd be any other answer for a spider?)

Alustin: This isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain?

Ahsoka: Laughter.

Tybalt: That's unfortunate.

Ben: You wound me. Literally. You just. Actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp. So you. Don't even look at me like that. They can't all be winners.

[angry_friendship_wolf]

Yamato is absolutely 'grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying "you dropped this."'

His brother, when faced with a pretty similar situation in canon -- having his face sliced open by a whip -- responds by calmly asking "Do you always turn to violence when you're upset?" because the Takaishida Bros are implacable nightmare people who don't care about pain or injury.

[canttrickmeanymore]

Peter is one of these: Sure. It's the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?

You wound me. Literally. You just. Actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp. So you. Don't even look at me like that. They can't all be winners.


Harry is 100% this: This isn't really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain?