configuration_birdwatcher: In-game spray art of Bastion carrying a ludicrous quantity of food. They've swapped their legs for tank treads and a bowl of noodles balances precariously on the end of their gun arm. (bast-yum)
SST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54 ("Bastion") ([personal profile] configuration_birdwatcher) wrote in [community profile] ways_back_room 2022-06-08 08:29 am (UTC)

Bastion: Herbal tea. They can't drink it and anything they could consume doesn't need heating and might contaminate or break the microwave, but it smells very nice.

Wilson: Meatballs, the bedrock of the average Constant survivor's diet.

Cirava: Alternian Bagel Bites (suet and crunchbeetle flavour).

Wormwood: Bug-shell tacos, Swinesbury's #1 poverty meal. Or they'd go to great lengths trying to make it produce a perfectly toasted banana instead of a hot leaky mess.

Thurlow: Borrows Jess's coffee button and uses their own for Rubbery Lumps (fried sea monster calamari). They aren't nearly as good cold.

Aradia: Instant gyoza.

As for the All-Skate characters, Yochelm likes Pizza Pockets or indeed anything he can eat with one hand while working on hats with the other (staying intact when dropped on the ground due to falling through the ceiling a plus), and Purple likes large quantities of cheap hotdogs cut into octopuses.

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