Tuesday DE

[bjornwilde]

Let’s pretend your pup has a microwave or access to one for personal use at Milliways. Let’s now pretend there is one button they can program specifically for one type of food or beverage, like the popcorn or potato button. 

What do they program their special food item button for?

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[thebattycakes]

Barry - A bag of chicken nuggets (or at least as many nuggets as he can pile onto a plate and still have them cook). They can make for a nice quick power-snack when he's at home, even if the microwave is still agonizingly slow.

Cisco - Pizza bagels, the perfect food for late night working on projects or gaming.

Matt - Reheating his coffee, as set by Foggy because while the coffee might be free (because Foggy stole it from downstairs) there's no reason to waste it when Matt forgets about it.

Logan - Gas station burritos. They're quick, they're easy, he can grab them while buying beer and barely has to fuss with it, tossing it in wrapper and all.

Bill - Frozen dinners. He leans towards the healthier ones these days, but still something quick and easy for one.

[chanter1944]

Sariel's might just be a hot tea button. XD Hot enough to be enjoyable, but not too scalding to drink.

[canttrickmeanymore]

Peter - he has programmed the most complicated button that has a whole series of things. no, really, he's programming his button to recognize what you put in the microwave and it'll either pick the right pre-programmed button for you, set the right time setting, or just say 'are you for real? don't cook that in here' =)

Harry - takes about 20 steps away from the thing so it doesn't explode

[bjornwilde]

Ahsoka's would be the GFFA's equivalent of a pastry pocket with meat.

Jess's is coffee. She'd push for an extra button but there's like already a pizza slice button.

Tybalt's would be a pastry button for things like muffins, croissants, and other tasty breakfast treats.

[configuration_birdwatcher]

Bastion: Herbal tea. They can't drink it and anything they could consume doesn't need heating and might contaminate or break the microwave, but it smells very nice.

Wilson: Meatballs, the bedrock of the average Constant survivor's diet.

Cirava: Alternian Bagel Bites (suet and crunchbeetle flavour).

Wormwood: Bug-shell tacos, Swinesbury's #1 poverty meal. Or they'd go to great lengths trying to make it produce a perfectly toasted banana instead of a hot leaky mess.

Thurlow: Borrows Jess's coffee button and uses their own for Rubbery Lumps (fried sea monster calamari). They aren't nearly as good cold.

Aradia: Instant gyoza.

As for the All-Skate characters, Yochelm likes Pizza Pockets or indeed anything he can eat with one hand while working on hats with the other (staying intact when dropped on the ground due to falling through the ceiling a plus), and Purple likes large quantities of cheap hotdogs cut into octopuses.