Friday DE

[angry_friendship_wolf]

Hey guys. After a week that has taken approximately ten thousand years, it's now finally the weekend, which will in contrast pass in about six minutes.

This DE was inspired by watching a Heavy Rain playthrough. Heavy Rain™: It's Very Bad!

Your character has been tasked with investigating a murder. How do they go about it, and do they end up catching the killer?

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[alongfallfromgrace]

Wei Wuxian: Asks the dead guy. And if it's a particularly terrible murder, he might let the dead guy get a little vengeance in first. Seems fair, right?

Klaus: Regretfully, asks the dead guy. This power is shitty and he'd like everyone to know so. Whether he actually does anything with this knowledge depends on a) how sober he is, b) how much he cares about the dead person, and c) how much of an annoying asshole the dead person is.

Cecil: States all of the facts over public radio waves for everyone and their brother to hear, comes to several deeply incorrect conclusions, and then waits for someone else to solve the murder, at which point he'll decide that that's what he really secretly thought all along. Justice tends to be served (or not) at the hands of that someone else. Usually.

Jon: Already knows who the murderer is. But just because he said that, doesn't mean that it's him, okay? Geeze. He's not really going to do anything about it unless you really push him, but that's... that's not a great idea. Like, for continued existence on any plane. Or a great idea for him, because sometimes murderers are like, sadistic? And really not fun to be around? And he has enough scars, thanks. Like, so many scars.