Monday DE: Do SOMETHING yourself

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Well! Certainly Monday has once again swallowed us whole, like an angry Godzilla.


Today's DE is via our very own innerbrat:

What is your pup like on a trip to IKEA? Are they fighting with their other half over the intricacies of interior design? Sulking along behind hoping for it all to be over? Are they sneaking off to the toy section for a blahaj fight? Are they tetchy about the maze-like layout and lack of windows? Or are they only in it for the meatballs?

And when they get home, how do they go about constructing what's been bought?

Comments

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Wei Wuxian is the reigning king of IKEA hacks. Not a single thing he buys ends up serving its intended purpose, but it all ends up being pretty cool.

(The meatballs are the exception, he just eats the meatballs, they're tasty)

Klaus just ends up napping in the couch section until someone makes him leave. He finds he gets to stay longer if he can convincingly wrap himself up in one of the blankets and pretend to be a giant cushion of some kind.

After about fifteen minutes Cecil starts on a monologue about the futility of escape and the doom of their imprisonment and so on and so forth and OH HEY LOOKIT THE LAMPS! Brought to you by PetCo - where did the pets go?

Jon hates IKEA. IKEA is absolutely the domain of the Distortion and he wants nothing to do with it.