Wednesday DE: you have to see this!

[thebattycakes]

Helloooo Milliways! Look at that, we've made it to the middle of the week.

Welcome to your Wednesday DE. I saw this as a meme on YouTube and I'm stealing it and the example for y'all today:

Rename your pup's canon to a clickbait YouTube title.

Example:
A RAT COOKED MY FOOD (AND I LIKED IT..??? 🤯 🤯 **EMOTIONAL**)

Comments

[bjornwilde]

MY PARENTS WERE TERRORISTS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS TRAUMA.

(not sure if that is true to the spirit of this but it's all I got.)

[thebattycakes]

Swamped here at the office and trying to scarf down microwaved Chinese leftovers that are WAYYYY too hot, but I got a few for mine.


YOUNG MAN GETS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING... AND SURVIVES! YOU WON'T BELIEVE HIS AMAZING TRANSFORMATION AFTER!

BLIND CHILD IS ORPHANED, WATCH TO SEE WHAT HE GROWS UP TO BE!
or
BLIND ATTORNEY LOVES HIS NEIGHBORHOOD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE DOES TO MAKE HIS CITY A BETTER PLACE!

[alongfallfromgrace]

WANGXIAN (30 HOUR REPEAT)

LOCAL PARANORMAL CLUB AS PRIMORDIAL FEARS: #10 WILL SURPRISE YOU!

SEE WHERE YOUR FAVORITE UMBRELLA ACADEMY HEROS ARE TODAY!

...

IDK if I can do WtNV, I mean... 90% of it is clickbait played straight. All hail the glowcloud.

[angry_friendship_wolf]

INTERDIMENSIONAL WARLORDS HATE THEM! EIGHT LOCAL ODAIBA KIDS HAVE 'ONE WEIRD TRICK' FOR LIBERATING MONSTERS.

(the trick is murder)