Bank Holiday Monday DE: SOLD!

[splash_of_blue]

Mrgh. Last Bank Holiday until - oh God - Christmas! So I am, obviously, still in bed, even though I want tea.

(What I really need, obviously, is staff. At least a butler.)

.....alright alright alright, Daily Entertainment.

Sell me on your pup! Not their canon, but your pup specifically. Give me a one-sentence elevator pitch as to why your pup is the best thing since sliced bread/Betty White.

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[freedom_is_grey]

Ysalwen is a walking siege engine in the shape of a girl!

I really need to come back here. This is me trying!

X-23 is a sweetheart who will kill all your enemies for you!

Kanan Jarrus has really good taste in women and commanders!

Thrawn is incredibly ridiculous and takes himself so seriously, for a fascist.

Wonder Woman is the boss of everybody, but no one knows it. *solemn*

[alongfallfromgrace]

EEEE HIHIHI It's me Ro HI.

[varadia]

RO OMG HI!!!!

It has been forever!!!

We should thread!!! Sorry Ysa has a dog!!!!!

[alongfallfromgrace]

WE SHOULD! WWX finds it tragic that Ysa is inflicted with a dog, this must be terrible for her, thoughts and prayers during this trying dog-filled time.

[varadia]

Look, he is her bodyguard when she is all alone in a dangerous place! Her husband Zevran can only rest when she is protected!!!

(I am kidding. Just imagining his face at this slander, though)

[alongfallfromgrace]

Wei Wuxian is the older brother/little brother/drinking friend/sparring partner you've been looking for, and if you even hint you might want a thing, he'll do his damnedest to try and invent such a thing for you... also free ghost jiejies.

Klaus is just happy to be friends, or friends with benefits, or just the benefits (he's not picky), plus if you catch him on a good day (or a bad day, depending on the perspective) he can tell your abusive dead relatives where to shove it, to their faces.

Cecil can narrate your life on the radio, even if he doesn't know you, hasn't been where you live, and may not even live in your when!

Jon is a snarky, bitchy little asshole who means well really and is completely in over his head, and isn't that just all of us at the heart of it? (and he does not want your tooth apple.)